Oi ....

I am here occasionally you know

But tis true BM has suggested I could cook for him like.....I asked what about the concept of holiday was he not understanding

I will try and have shower at least 3 days before flying out so I am not too smelly

and sun tan lotion will be applied liberally as the last thing I want is BM to be posting on here how red and burnt I am and using the pointy finger emoticon in my direction
