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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9540 on: June 28, 2010, 04:54:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 28, 2010, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
I just ordered an Indian Takeaway online  cloud9: What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

Nothing Nick...  noooo:












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""Good evening Taj Mahal indian take away"

"Sanjay, its Indira at the Pride of Bombay, Mister Nick just placed a take away order with us and we are going to need your help to build it."

"Not again, last time it took us three weeks to replace the stock. How can one man eat so much"

"According to Auntie Shilpa he keeps cocking up his orders at Tesco as well, she hit her annual sales target by the beinning of March this year. Look om the bright side, you'll be able to afforf to send your sons to the boarding school Dianne Abbot uses"

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9541 on: June 28, 2010, 04:56:05 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9542 on: June 28, 2010, 05:01:49 PM »
Famous Moments in Nick history - The biblical age.

"I do not know what to do Peter, I didn't expect so many people to come and hear me preach. When I sent Nick off to Tesco Effor I only told him to order 5 loaves and 5 fishes"

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9543 on: June 28, 2010, 06:21:28 PM »
Pasta, chicken, salad ... collapso ad infintium, I despair of the world  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9544 on: June 28, 2010, 06:30:15 PM »
Collapso alotso...  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9545 on: June 28, 2010, 06:31:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
I just ordered an Indian Takeaway online  cloud9: What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

Well that's me sorted for the rest of the fooking week  cussing:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9546 on: June 28, 2010, 06:33:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
I just ordered an Indian Takeaway online  cloud9: What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

Well that's me sorted for the rest of the fooking week  cussing:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9547 on: June 28, 2010, 07:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 28, 2010, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
I just ordered an Indian Takeaway online  cloud9: What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

Well that's me sorted for the rest of the fooking week  cussing:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9548 on: June 28, 2010, 10:02:35 PM »
Tuna, olives .... and lettuce.  With added VAT(s). whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9549 on: June 28, 2010, 10:08:03 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 28, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
Tuna, olives .... and lettuce.  With added VAT(s). whistle:

VATs?

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9550 on: June 28, 2010, 10:27:59 PM »
Vodka And Tonic..s  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9551 on: June 28, 2010, 10:33:01 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 28, 2010, 10:27:59 PM
Vodka And Tonic..s  cloud9:

 happy088  Had me worried for a moment that you'd been upgraded to 20%  eeek:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9552 on: June 29, 2010, 03:21:52 PM »
Gonna BBQ some steak and have it with new potatoes and peas.... And collapso-a-plenty....  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9553 on: June 29, 2010, 03:24:36 PM »
Hope you have plenty of collapso as we assume we are all invited. cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #9554 on: June 29, 2010, 03:33:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 29, 2010, 03:24:36 PM
Hope you have plenty of collapso as we assume we are all invited. cloud9:

Not enough to invite you!  lol: lol: lol:








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