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Offline Snoopy

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Man puts his whole life on EBay
« on: June 22, 2008, 03:52:22 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7467857.stm

And bloody good luck to him I say ~ God what I wouldn't give to do just that. Anyone else ever fancy a complete new start?
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2008, 04:26:57 PM »
Don't tempt me  eveilgrin:

I could sell everything (but would have to give a modest discount for those willing to accept Mrs Nick) and then be off wihtout warning.

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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2008, 04:28:46 PM »
I've even worked out the figures... Curaçao  eyes:
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2008, 04:29:27 PM »
We could make a pact!!
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2008, 04:30:54 PM »
Like a sort of Tontine you mean
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2008, 04:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 04:30:54 PM
Like a sort of Tontine you mean

Last one out pays the leccy bill?
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2008, 04:36:29 PM »
That sort of idea.
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2008, 04:38:55 PM »
Actually, I had done all the figures on Curaçao and was seriously considering it... but then it started becoming the new gay/lesbian destination for the Dutch  evil:
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2008, 04:43:18 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 22, 2008, 04:38:55 PM
Actually, I had done all the figures on Curaçao and was seriously considering it... but then it started becoming the new gay/lesbian destination for the Dutch  evil:

So grow a moustache ~ what's your problem?
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2008, 04:49:04 PM »
 lol:   Can I borrow yours?

Anyway, when I tentatively mentioned the idea to rellies they shrieked in horror saying it was too far to come and visit. Er, yes, good point  eveilgrin:
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 07:39:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 04:30:54 PM
Like a sort of Tontine you mean

Lone Ranger-ish?
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2008, 08:59:44 AM »
Who hasn't dreamed of doing a 'Reggie Perrin'

I'd spent a quarter of a century in puddings and I was feeling a trifle stifled.
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 11:22:56 AM »
I met that John Stonehouse once (after his return from the dead)
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2008, 11:40:03 AM »
He's been really dead for twenty years. God! doesn't time fly?
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Re: Man puts his whole life on EBay
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2008, 11:43:05 AM »
Oh yes. HOw long was he pretend dead for?
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