Californian Nutters

[Nick]

Right, I had a request earlier about confirming my attendance at a meeting in London which also asked if I had any "special dietary requirements".

I replied saying I would be there and, jokingly of course, added that I could only eat RAW MEAT at present.

When the operative asked if I was joking I sent her this

http://www.karlloren.com/

, which Mr Google helpfully found for me. Even the website font proclaims NUTTER, let alone the pics and the content.

Request: can we have a raw meat menu in the Pub?










But not zebra, obviously.

Any more Californian nutters to add (which may include my neighbour the Breast Feeding Therapist)

[Bar Wench]

Special dietary requirements is a phrase that seems keeps popping up. I have taken to responding that I refuse to eat anything with eyes, which includes potatoes. Mr Wench that he eats enough for a small country.

[Nick]

So no fish, cows, sheep, pigs, dogs, prawns, snails etc etc.

They all have eyes. Even sausages did in their raw state.............

[Bar Wench]

Exactly! I often get phone calls about that one! 

[Nick]

WHich one?  Sausages having eyes. You work in the sausage business??