Wednesday sees the annual village Ladies (sic) Parade. Something to do with the Napoleonic Wars apparently,but it involves bagpipes (
), marching "ladies" and girls and a fun fair. Girls get the day off school and the pubs, I gather, have their best takings of hte year (Xmas Eve and New Year's Eve included
). (A Californian friend visitng once was convinced it was a Lesbian Pride March, but we convinced her otherwise)
SO The Boy announces that if he could just get hold of a wig and a dress he could join in and get the day off school!