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Offline Nick

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Re: Viruses
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2008, 05:06:39 PM »
We have also had him barred from the local ice cream shop. He pinched some money out of Mrs Nick's purse and bought himself breakfast. An ice cream, a bag of crisps and a huge bag of sherbet!! evil:

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Re: Viruses
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2008, 05:24:13 PM »
 whistle:

Caught smoking at the age of 10 by my Grandfather he gave me a pipe full of his own "Black Shag" which he used to buy in hard blocks, soak in rum and then "shave" parings off the block to fill his pipe. It was four years before I picked up another ciggy.

Try feeding him sherbet for brekky daily ~ he'll soon get sick of it.
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2008, 05:42:05 PM »
I'm in no position to offer parental advice but remembering the effect of repetitions, were they lines, press ups, sherbets for brekkie  eeek: certainly gave pause for thought and consideration toward those in control who were, let's face it, one's carers and providers. Best of luck.
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2008, 07:46:03 PM »
I fear he has had enough "shag" to last him a lifetime  evil:
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2008, 06:32:26 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2008, 07:46:03 PM
I fear he has had enough "shag" to last him a lifetime  evil:

 rubschin: Is that possible?
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2008, 06:45:12 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 06:32:26 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2008, 07:46:03 PM
I fear he has had enough "shag" to last him a lifetime  evil:

 rubschin: Is that possible?
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2008, 08:13:09 AM »
Oh dear and things were going so well.  noooo:

When I was first caught smoking I was made to sit down and smoke the whole pack. Just gave me a taste for the good stuff.
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2008, 08:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 08:13:09 AM
Oh dear and things were going so well.  noooo:

When I was first caught smoking I was made to sit down and smoke the whole pack. Just gave me a taste for the good stuff.

I was such a angel (hence the avatar) I Never tried smoking...hated the smell put me off for life thank god!
think i got in big trub for letting one of my bfs drink my dads spririts off the little bar we had in house! No wonder i dont drink very often!  angry041:
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2008, 09:14:02 AM »
I once set fire to a golf course. By accident like  whistle:
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2008, 11:33:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2008, 03:54:15 PM
He has his own. It's just not internet capable!!



You mean it has no built in modem, that doesnt stop him from betting a USB modem and plugging it in though.  whistle:

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Re: Viruses
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2008, 11:51:48 AM »
I know. But the software isn't installed.
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2008, 11:58:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 02, 2008, 11:51:48 AM
I know. But the software isn't installed.
Yet...  whistle:
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2008, 12:05:46 PM »
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2008, 01:53:57 PM »
Quite a few of them automatically install the software from the device itself!
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Re: Viruses
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2008, 02:20:28 PM »
And quite a few, particularly the older ones that we tend to pass on to our children, do not.  whistle:
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