Viruses

[Nick]

The Boy "borrowed" my laptop and managed to connnect it to the interweb via a spare phone point in his bedroom.

I never use the laptop on tinterweb, hence NO firewall, NO virus software.No NADA

CHRIST. Over 200 viruses, many of which are int eh malware category and rediret IE to porn sites ( )



Checked cookies and IE History ( )

Decided to inform Mrs Nick who checked some of the websites herself ( )

Boy in big trouble. And it has taken me all effing day to wrest control of my laptop back 

[Pastis]

  Indeed.

The words deep clean spring to mind 


In fact the Amazon bar on the right has some splendid offers 

[Snoopy]

Give him one of his own, at least you will then have a measure of control over it. Either that or install Net Nanny on all computers in the house.

Anyway a bit of porn never heard any boy ~ look at Berek ............ Oh I see what you mean.

[Nick]

He has his own. It's just not internet capable!!

[Uncle Mort]

 

Count yourself lucky the laptop isn't totally ruined.

[Darwins Selection]

Count yourself lucky the laptop isn't totally ruined.

Nick is sensible.

His has a wipe-clean keyboard.

[Snoopy]

He has his own. It's just not internet capable!!

As his little chum of the severed toes remarked a few months ago "Might as well not have one then". He now has internet capability ~ within limits.

[Barman]

Is there room in the TV box for the laptop? 

[Nick]

All safely gathered in now, but inmy day it was the Home Doctor or Health and Efficiency. Not www.needbang.com 

Don't look

[Barman]

All safely gathered in now, but inmy day it was the Home Doctor or Health and Efficiency. Not www.needbang.com 

Don't look

[Snoopy]

Good grief!

I suppose the only consolation is that he doesn't have a credit card to get into the site with ~ does he??????????? 

[Nick]

I don't think so, unless he used mine 

[Darwins Selection]

I don't think so, unless he used mine 

If he can crack your computer password in 30sec, your PIN should be no trouble. 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]