The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)

[Barman]

Our hero 

 

[Steve]

We should make a list of fillums for BM to review for us

[Grumpmeister]

We should make a list of fillums for BM to review for us

*cue maniacal laughter*

Let the torture list begin... 

I'll kick it off with Deathday. A film that seems to be the unholy progeny of a drunken one night stand between Groundhog Day and the Scream franchise. After 30 seconds of the trailer even I could understand why the killer was after the irritating bint.

[Steve]

We should make a list of fillums for BM to review for us

*cue maniacal laughter*

Let the torture list begin... 

I'll kick it off with Deathday. A film that seems to be the unholy progeny of a drunken one night stand between Groundhog Day and the Scream franchise. After 30 seconds of the trailer even I could understand why the killer was after the irritating bint.

  an excellent first choice

The just released film Mother looks suitably grim (even with Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Pfeiffer) for his follow up review

"Mother is the kind of film that makes you want to walk out, demand your money back, then file for a restraining order that would forbid the director from coming within 500 miles of any filmmaking equipment again. The following groups of people should take care to avoid Mother at all cost: pregnant women, those with nervous constitutions or heart conditions, and anyone who happens to be burdened with good taste."

 http://www.nationalreview.com/article/451338/jennifer-lawrence-mother-sickest-movie-ever-made-disgusting-torture-porn   

[Grumpmeister]

We should make a list of fillums for BM to review for us

*cue maniacal laughter*

Let the torture list begin... 

I'll kick it off with Deathday. A film that seems to be the unholy progeny of a drunken one night stand between Groundhog Day and the Scream franchise. After 30 seconds of the trailer even I could understand why the killer was after the irritating bint.

  an excellent first choice

The just released film Mother looks suitably grim (even with Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Pfeiffer) for his follow up review

"Mother is the kind of film that makes you want to walk out, demand your money back, then file for a restraining order that would forbid the director from coming within 500 miles of any filmmaking equipment again. The following groups of people should take care to avoid Mother at all cost: pregnant women, those with nervous constitutions or heart conditions, and anyone who happens to be burdened with good taste."

 http://www.nationalreview.com/article/451338/jennifer-lawrence-mother-sickest-movie-ever-made-disgusting-torture-porn   

BM should be safe then... 

[Barman]

We should make a list of fillums for BM to review for us

*cue maniacal laughter*

Let the torture list begin... 

I'll kick it off with Deathday. A film that seems to be the unholy progeny of a drunken one night stand between Groundhog Day and the Scream franchise. After 30 seconds of the trailer even I could understand why the killer was after the irritating bint.

  an excellent first choice

The just released film Mother looks suitably grim (even with Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Pfeiffer) for his follow up review

"Mother is the kind of film that makes you want to walk out, demand your money back, then file for a restraining order that would forbid the director from coming within 500 miles of any filmmaking equipment again. The following groups of people should take care to avoid Mother at all cost: pregnant women, those with nervous constitutions or heart conditions, and anyone who happens to be burdened with good taste."

 http://www.nationalreview.com/article/451338/jennifer-lawrence-mother-sickest-movie-ever-made-disgusting-torture-porn   

BM should be safe then... 

Oi you two! 

[Grumpmeister]

We should make a list of fillums for BM to review for us

*cue maniacal laughter*

Let the torture list begin... 

I'll kick it off with Deathday. A film that seems to be the unholy progeny of a drunken one night stand between Groundhog Day and the Scream franchise. After 30 seconds of the trailer even I could understand why the killer was after the irritating bint.

  an excellent first choice

The just released film Mother looks suitably grim (even with Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Pfeiffer) for his follow up review

"Mother is the kind of film that makes you want to walk out, demand your money back, then file for a restraining order that would forbid the director from coming within 500 miles of any filmmaking equipment again. The following groups of people should take care to avoid Mother at all cost: pregnant women, those with nervous constitutions or heart conditions, and anyone who happens to be burdened with good taste."

 http://www.nationalreview.com/article/451338/jennifer-lawrence-mother-sickest-movie-ever-made-disgusting-torture-porn   

BM should be safe then... 

Oi you two! 

What? We are just suggesting some more films that you might 'like' to watch... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Add  Rellik ( BBC 1 drama ) ...what a load of convoluted  crap that was. For the first 10 minutes that i watched before hitting the delete button.


Even if the scarface detective worked forwards instead of backwards this would not have helped this  crap. The only thing monstrous was the acting, directing, plot and scenery. It was soooo bad that even Tom Hardy being in it would have improved it 

[Barman]

Add  Rellik ( BBC 1 drama ) ...what a load of convoluted  crap that was. For the first 10 minutes that i watched before hitting the delete button.


Even if the scarface detective worked forwards instead of backwards this would not have helped this  crap. The only thing monstrous was the acting, directing, plot and scenery. It was soooo bad that even Tom Hardy being in it would have improved it 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Listening to the Hump anniversary concert on Audible. 

[Darwins Selection]

Listening to the Hump anniversary concert on Audible. 

I imagine you mean Humph?
Unless you have a different aniversary on your mind?

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Listening to the Hump anniversary concert on Audible. 

I imagine you mean Humph?
Unless you have a different aniversary on your mind?

Yep, did mean humph. Replaced the keyboard now as the old one was starting to get a little tempremental. 

[Darwins Selection]

Listening to the Hump anniversary concert on Audible. 

I imagine you mean Humph?
Unless you have a different aniversary on your mind?

Yep, did mean humph. Replaced the keyboard now as the old one was starting to get a little tempremental. 

The new one seems slightly temperamental as well. 

[Grumpmeister]

Listening to the Hump anniversary concert on Audible. 

I imagine you mean Humph?
Unless you have a different aniversary on your mind?

Yep, did mean humph. Replaced the keyboard now as the old one was starting to get a little tempremental. 

The new one seems slightly temperamental as well. 
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