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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1155 on: May 04, 2013, 08:26:52 PM »
Just wat6ching Quartet....

Fucking amazing....  cloud9:

I was stood behind Dame Maggie Smith in the queue for sausages in Chichester's indoor market a few years ago.... beat that for a claim to fame  :thumbsup:

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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1156 on: May 07, 2013, 07:51:31 PM »
Jack Reacher....  noooo:

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I've read all the books and 'yes' in print Jack's a big lad and Tom's only little but I was willing to forgive this piece of anachronistic casting and give this movie a fair go.After all even a below par Reacher novel is still a cut above anything else out there.
So far so good. Starts well, moves along at a brisk pace and when Jack/Tom confronts five thugs in the street, explains to them how the fight is going to go down and then proceeds to take them apart I'm starting to think' Hey, perhaps Tom is Jack Reacher despite the obvious limitations in stature.'
Then the wheels fall off.
There is a 'fight' scene in a bathroom that resembles a 3 stooges sketch with incompetent, comedy henchmen repeatedly hitting each other in a scene that wouldn't be out of place in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Then there is a perfunctory and yet seemingly endless car chase shoehorned into proceedings before Rosamund Pike turns into a helpless, doe-eyed victim and the true villianous mastermind is revealed as a slightly dilapidated old bloke with no fingers.
Cue some gunplay, a fist fight, some exposition, a metaphorical ride into the sunset and roll the end credits.
This movie was bad in a way that Lee Childs creation didn't deserve and Mr. Cruises height has nothing to do with it. It's all to do with a bad script, poor directing and bland, formulaic, Hollywood-mill production.


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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1157 on: May 07, 2013, 10:46:59 PM »
Jack Reacher....  noooo:

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I've read all the books and 'yes' in print Jack's a big lad and Tom's only little but I was willing to forgive this piece of anachronistic casting and give this movie a fair go.After all even a below par Reacher novel is still a cut above anything else out there.
So far so good. Starts well, moves along at a brisk pace and when Jack/Tom confronts five thugs in the street, explains to them how the fight is going to go down and then proceeds to take them apart I'm starting to think' Hey, perhaps Tom is Jack Reacher despite the obvious limitations in stature.'
Then the wheels fall off.
There is a 'fight' scene in a bathroom that resembles a 3 stooges sketch with incompetent, comedy henchmen repeatedly hitting each other in a scene that wouldn't be out of place in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Then there is a perfunctory and yet seemingly endless car chase shoehorned into proceedings before Rosamund Pike turns into a helpless, doe-eyed victim and the true villianous mastermind is revealed as a slightly dilapidated old bloke with no fingers.
Cue some gunplay, a fist fight, some exposition, a metaphorical ride into the sunset and roll the end credits.
This movie was bad in a way that Lee Childs creation didn't deserve and Mr. Cruises height has nothing to do with it. It's all to do with a bad script, poor directing and bland, formulaic, Hollywood-mill production.


^^^ Is about right  noooo: ^^^

I watched this on Sunday and agree totally I have read all the 'Jack Reacher' books they are fab and when I heard TC was playing him I thought .....  noooo: noooo:
There was one fight scene in a warehouse or somewhere that was laughable... It was shite I am surprised Lee Childs approved it...
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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1158 on: May 08, 2013, 05:06:23 AM »
Jack Reacher....  noooo:

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I've read all the books and 'yes' in print Jack's a big lad and Tom's only little but I was willing to forgive this piece of anachronistic casting and give this movie a fair go.After all even a below par Reacher novel is still a cut above anything else out there.
So far so good. Starts well, moves along at a brisk pace and when Jack/Tom confronts five thugs in the street, explains to them how the fight is going to go down and then proceeds to take them apart I'm starting to think' Hey, perhaps Tom is Jack Reacher despite the obvious limitations in stature.'
Then the wheels fall off.
There is a 'fight' scene in a bathroom that resembles a 3 stooges sketch with incompetent, comedy henchmen repeatedly hitting each other in a scene that wouldn't be out of place in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Then there is a perfunctory and yet seemingly endless car chase shoehorned into proceedings before Rosamund Pike turns into a helpless, doe-eyed victim and the true villianous mastermind is revealed as a slightly dilapidated old bloke with no fingers.
Cue some gunplay, a fist fight, some exposition, a metaphorical ride into the sunset and roll the end credits.
This movie was bad in a way that Lee Childs creation didn't deserve and Mr. Cruises height has nothing to do with it. It's all to do with a bad script, poor directing and bland, formulaic, Hollywood-mill production.


^^^ Is about right  noooo: ^^^

I watched this on Sunday and agree totally I have read all the 'Jack Reacher' books they are fab and when I heard TC was playing him I thought .....  noooo: noooo:
There was one fight scene in a warehouse or somewhere that was laughable... It was shite I am surprised Lee Childs approved it...

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Luckily cruise had already survived a whack in the back of the head with a baseball bat that would have taken anybody else's head right off...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1159 on: May 08, 2013, 04:59:23 PM »
Watching Gran Torino....  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1160 on: May 08, 2013, 06:13:13 PM »
Watching Gran Torino....  rubschin:

Good filum....  Thumbs:
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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1161 on: May 08, 2013, 06:47:12 PM »
Watching Gran Torino....  rubschin:

Good filum....  Thumbs:

thought it was some new fangled putor game........ rubschin:

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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1162 on: May 08, 2013, 06:52:30 PM »
Watching Gran Torino....  rubschin:

Good filum....  Thumbs:

thought it was some new fangled putor game........ rubschin:

That is because you are an mong... ::)
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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1163 on: May 08, 2013, 07:05:58 PM »
Watching Gran Torino....  rubschin:

Good filum....  Thumbs:

thought it was some new fangled putor game........ rubschin:

That is because you are an mong... ::)

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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1164 on: May 08, 2013, 08:16:25 PM »
You were thinking Gran Tourismo you pillock  point:
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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1165 on: May 09, 2013, 04:03:51 PM »
Gonna watch The Place Beyond The Pines tonight....
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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1166 on: May 11, 2013, 07:28:13 PM »
Gonna watch The Place Beyond The Pines tonight....

Was most excellent!  Thumbs:

Just watched Salt (Angelina Jolie) - utter shite...  noooo:
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« Reply #1167 on: May 12, 2013, 03:39:05 PM »
Gonna watch Parker tonight....  Thumbs:
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Re: The All New Book & DVD Review Thread (And Gift Hints)
« Reply #1168 on: May 12, 2013, 04:06:52 PM »
Gonna watch Parker tonight....  Thumbs:

Pink car....... rubschin:

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« Reply #1169 on: May 12, 2013, 04:36:06 PM »
Gonna watch Parker tonight....  Thumbs:

Pink car....... rubschin:

*moves €50 from left pocket to right pocket*  whistle:
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