The Toyota bastard Prius

[Nick]

Nearly got killed by one earlier. They are too damned QUIET! They ought to fit them with a cowbell

[Pastis]

Kobe beef bell, praps 

[Darwins Selection]

Kobe beef bell, praps 

[Snoopy]

Well at least three of us understood that one. 

[The Moan Ranger]

Voila, Nick.

http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2925/

[Uncle Mort]

I saw a chap this morning walking along the edge of the road. I don't know why, there was a perfectly useful pavement next to him. Anyway he had his ipod earpieces in and he had his back to the traffic. (one way street) As you can guess he was nearly clipped by a passing motorcycle. I've now seen the phrase "He jumped out of his skin" enacted.

However, he then continued, still walking on the road. 

[The Moan Ranger]

As a biker, I can laugh at that - I too "buzz" persons acting stupidly whilst having earphones drowning out the the traffic noises - or potential danger as it is properly called.

Better are the fag smokers (and I am one) who lob discarded fag butts out there window. With you visor down, it is merely irritating, but with it up, as happens depending on the weather, then it is downright dangerous. A swift rap on the side window with a kevlar clad glove also elicits the "jumping out of the skin" response - and normally a head/roof impact.

:-)

[Darwins Selection]

a head/roof impact.

His head or yours?

[The Moan Ranger]

His (or her) of course.

I would do the same to turnip pickers too, although the lofty altitude of a Massey Ferguson probably renders the spent fag butt problem inconsequential.

[Nick]

Voila, Nick.

http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2925/

How long before someone wears it inside their underpants (Berek for example) 

[Darwins Selection]

Voila, Nick.

http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/2925/

How long before someone wears it inside their underpants (Berek for example) 

Was there not a sketch on that theme involving Ms Lumley and a pager?

[Bar Wench]

I saw a chap this morning walking along the edge of the road. I don't know why, there was a perfectly useful pavement next to him. Anyway he had his ipod earpieces in and he had his back to the traffic. (one way street) As you can guess he was nearly clipped by a passing motorcycle. I've now seen the phrase "He jumped out of his skin" enacted.

However, he then continued, still walking on the road. 

He was probably trying to avoid the cyclists. I had to have words with one this morning. 

[Nick]

Poor cyclist 

[Uncle Mort]

Still, as she stomped away with her skirt tucked in her knickers, the cyclist would have had the last laugh.   

[Nick]

Or