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Offline Snoopy

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« on: May 17, 2008, 06:53:52 PM »
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."


Boy: "That's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."


Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet."

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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 10:55:44 AM »
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 10:56:38 AM »
You only say that Wenchy because you recognise its truth
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 10:57:33 AM »
Mr Wench has plenty of problems pre-me. Most relating to his Mother!
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 11:00:13 AM »
Is she a member of the LaLeche League? eeek:
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 11:07:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2008, 11:00:13 AM
Is she a member of the LaLeche League? eeek:

Nah ~ Far too soured from the sound of it.
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 09:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 19, 2008, 10:57:33 AM
Mr Wench has plenty of problems pre-me. Most relating to his Mother!

Her name's not Jocasta is it?  rubschin:
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