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Re: Tramps
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2007, 10:43:09 PM »
a pitiful young Romanian mother with six children and one leg between 'em.

Fair breaks yer heart, doesn't it. How do they get around?

Usually by conning some other idiot into paying for it and scarpering before it's their round again.

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Re: Tramps
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2007, 06:41:45 AM »
a pitiful young Romanian mother with six children and one leg between 'em.

Fair breaks yer heart, doesn't it. How do they get around?
On one shoe...  ::)
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2007, 11:35:01 AM »

Fair breaks yer heart, doesn't it. How do they get around?
On one shoe...  ::)
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You can't get just one shoe any more... There's no call for  it  them  whatever.

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Re: Tramps
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2007, 05:41:43 AM »

Fair breaks yer heart, doesn't it. How do they get around?
On one shoe...  ::)

You can't get just one shoe any more... There's no call for  it  them  whatever.
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Presumably you could just steal them from shoe shops that have displays outside?  whistle:
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Re: Tramps
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2007, 10:44:07 AM »
That would have to be the left foot then as, by tradition, shoe shops only ever display the left shoe.
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Re: Tramps
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2007, 10:46:45 AM »
That would have to be the left foot then as, by tradition, shoe shops only ever display the left shoe.
Really?
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Re: Tramps
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2007, 10:49:23 AM »
Aye ~ Me dad used to work for Barretts (the Shoe people not the builders!)
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Re: Tramps
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2007, 01:25:14 PM »
. . .used to work for Barretts (not the builders!). . .

Me too! evil:

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Re: Tramps
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2007, 01:26:50 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Tramps
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2007, 01:28:54 PM »
Well I immediately thought of Freddie Barret? and his Liquor Mart for some reason with the stupid theme tune thing.  cussing:


Are we allowed to mention liquor today Wenchy?
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Re: Tramps
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2007, 05:56:04 PM »
I have to admit sharing a thought and maybe a wistful yearning with DS on this one.

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Re: Tramps
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2007, 12:03:54 PM »
a pitiful young Romanian mother with six children and one leg between 'em.

Fair breaks yer heart, doesn't it. How do they get around?
On one shoe...  ::)

Didn't someon do a song about that?.. I am sure it's on the juke box.. I will go and have a shufti.

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Re: Tramps
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2007, 12:07:09 PM »
a pitiful young Romanian mother with six children and one leg between 'em.

Fair breaks yer heart, doesn't it. How do they get around?
On one shoe...  ::)

Didn't someon do a song about that?.. I am sure it's on the juke box.. I will go and have a shufti.
Don?t use that 6d stuck to string with gum again ? buggered the mechanism up last time.  cussing:
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Re: Tramps
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2007, 12:20:20 PM »
Ah right! A lot of the records on there are really wobbly, a bit like the Bar Wench's bust, and isn't it time we got rid of the Lonnie Donegan Cumberland Gap record?

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Re: Tramps
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2007, 12:21:42 PM »
Ah right! A lot of the records on there are really wobbly, a bit like the Bar Wench's bust, and isn't it time we got rid of the Lonnie Donegan Cumberland Gap record?
That?s our biggest earner!  eeek:
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