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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2008, 10:04:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 10:02:23 AM
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and draw a line down the back with an eye liner for the seam.

Have you ever tried drawing a straight line down the back of your own legs?

No, I thought not.

It can't be possible.
Are you calling my dear ol' mum a liar?  argue:
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2008, 10:05:35 AM »
My Mum said it too. evil:
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2008, 10:06:14 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 08, 2008, 10:05:35 AM
My Mum said it too. evil:
let's biff him up...  boxing
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2008, 10:06:34 AM »
Get a felt tip.

Take your trousers off

Draw a line up the back of your own legs

Then tell me this was commonly going on in the war.

Even if you succeed, does it look like you are wearing stockings?
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2008, 10:07:19 AM »
You presumably have tried this?  point:
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2008, 10:08:07 AM »
Of course I haven't evil:. I know it to be impossible just by imagining it!
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2008, 10:10:00 AM »
They used to have friends that did it for them according to my Granny.
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2008, 10:11:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 10:06:34 AM
Get a felt tip.

Take your trousers off

Draw a line up the back of your own legs

Then tell me this was commonly going on in the war.

Even if you succeed, does it look like you are wearing stockings?

Well I think that using a felt tip would give it away for starters Nick.
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2008, 10:11:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 10:08:07 AM
Of course I haven't evil:. I know it to be impossible just by imagining it!
Hahahahaha!  point:

You have!
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2008, 10:13:11 AM »
I wish I had never started this.
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2008, 10:14:10 AM »
Documentary Evidence is available at:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/ww2peopleswar/stories/74/a6656574.shtml
http://www.bbc.co.uk/ww2peopleswar/stories/71/a6954771.shtml

See also evidence gathered by The Mass Observation consisting of daily accounts of life gathered by volunteers from around the UK. The Archive is now held at the University of Sussex
http://www.sussex.ac.uk/library/speccoll/collection_introductions/massobs.html

Some of which is available on line at:
http://www.amdigital.co.uk/collections/Mass-Observation-Online/Default.aspx
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2008, 10:14:29 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2008, 10:44:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 09:07:46 AM
No.Katie Boyle had the skin.

I knew her brother, Lance.

He had really bad skin.
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2008, 10:46:00 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2008, 10:44:07 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 09:07:46 AM
No.Katie Boyle had the skin.

I knew her brother, Lance.

He had really bad skin.
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Re: Kathy Kirby
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2008, 10:52:14 AM »
Inevitable.Sadly noooo:
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