Job centre

[Snoopy]

making the world a more confusing place 

debating the merits of a fortnightly or monthly tea club 

having to evaluate how stressed staff are feeling 

having to attend Employment Tribunials for employee that was pissed off they didn't get 6 weeks paid leave to attend an 'alternative' healing centre in India to cure a problem with RSI  that the NHs couldn't confirm existed in the first ffffinnnggg place ........and breathe 

I take it you are employed by a Local Authority.  

[Miss Demeanour]

Affirmative

[Snoopy]

Ah ~ so you don't actually work then.

[Miss Demeanour]

I do and really bloody hard unfortunately - i would love to be a stereotype 

[Bar Room Bore]

CAn you do tricky sums?

[Snoopy]

CAn you do tricky sums?

That will depend on what you want the answer to the sum to be.

[Miss Demeanour]

CAn you do tricky sums?

only with the proper training , support and structure in place - naturally 

[Nick]

Under wire and whalebone then 

[Miss Demeanour]

and a master fitter 

[Berek]

Why can't you do it on-line?

because the unemployed are not supposed to be able to afford computers or internet access

[Nick]

and a master fitter 

Call Boris!

Oh, he only does un fitting

[tel]

Wouldn't you love to be in this great metropolis governed by Boris?

[Snoopy]

Wouldn't you love to be in this great metropolis governed by Boris?

   Been there, done that, pastures new etc.

[The Moan Ranger]

Wouldn't you love to be in this great metropolis governed by Boris?

   Been there, done that, pastures new etc.

Ah, but bouncing Boris was not there then.

Tel - see below, for "Marketing", read "Local Council...

[The Moan Ranger]

Young's o'clock, get here Tel!