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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Another question
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2008, 04:32:44 PM »
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Re: Another question
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2008, 04:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 27, 2008, 04:16:07 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 27, 2008, 04:06:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 27, 2008, 03:55:09 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 27, 2008, 03:53:09 PM
The occasional Rolex/enlargement/casino ones get through at work, but last week we started getting these "UNDELIVERABLE" ones allegedly sent from my and other addresses. As others have said, so far our IT bods seem unable to stop them. None of the above ever actually get to my inbox,they sit in the "spam manager" inbox awaiting deletion
All this because some wanker somewhere is stupid enough to click on them and buy stuff…  Banghead

You mean they might not be genuine Rolex watches, it might not get bigger and I won't make thousands a month?

Bugger!
You?   eeek:

Definitely not me. They say there's one born every minute. There are many times when I seem to be surrounded by them all. Such a shame because there are some villages around here that don't have there own idiot
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Re: Another question
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2008, 05:39:35 PM »
I learn that my love rod could double in size and I could have sex 10 times a day.

So, who is the lucky lady then*? eyes:






























* or beach volleyball team?
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Re: Another question
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2008, 06:20:49 PM »
Most of mine is still in German...  noooo:

" Sorry, aber einen Plattenspieler habe ich nicht. Hier einen kaufen"

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Re: Another question
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2008, 06:44:44 PM »
"You are sorry that you do not have a record player ~ Buy one here"

You are kidding I trust  ::)
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Re: Another question
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2008, 06:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 27, 2008, 05:39:35 PM
I learn that my love rod could double in size and I could have sex 10 times a day.

So, who is the lucky lady then*? eyes:


* or beach volleyball team?


I had one the other day that said I could have a "nine incher" within days.




Fvck that ~ I'm not cutting three inches off for anyone.
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Re: Another question
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2008, 06:53:58 PM »
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Re: Another question
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2008, 05:49:35 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 27, 2008, 06:44:44 PM
"You are sorry that you do not have a record player ~ Buy one here"

You are kidding I trust  ::)
No...  noooo:

That as a random selection of the seventeen that arrived yesterday in German.  Banghead

See also: -

A R B E I T S H O C K E R
Vergleichbare Mini-TVs werden meistens mit 3,5 Zoll Bildschirm angeboten.
Kein Mangel
Den muss man haben
Konferenzsstuhl zu nur 83,10
Diese Schuhputzmaschine hat es in sich
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Re: Another question
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2008, 08:53:00 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 26, 2008, 04:09:44 PM
This is probably as old as Tim Bernard-Lee's leather patched elbows but what the hell.

I've had an email in my inbox which has been bounced back from a recipient. Fine. Only I don't recognize the recipient and I never sent them the email.

The email was a tad porny if I recall (I deleted it automatically but I had second thoughts afterwards), but...

WTF is going on? Filters adjustment anyone?
 confused: as ever


LL just got loads of these in her inbox for the first time...  noooo:
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Re: Another question
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2008, 09:06:03 AM »
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Re: Another question
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2008, 09:11:57 AM »
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Re: Another question
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2008, 09:32:19 AM »
Double bastards  cussing: cussing:
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Re: Another question
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2008, 09:48:05 AM »
I have just been threatened with "Have your manhood as big as a whale" eeek:

Excessive, I think rubschin:

I'd need a bigger car
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Re: Another question
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2008, 10:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 27, 2008, 05:39:35 PM
I learn that my love rod could double in size and I could have sex 10 times a day.

So, who is the lucky lady then*? eyes:
Why do you assume they meant with a female?
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Re: Another question
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2008, 06:48:17 AM »
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