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Every cloud....
« on: April 24, 2008, 02:00:58 PM »
Yesterday little Berek was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome ( High functioning autism ) which means i'm going to bang a claim in with the DLA to get some money to build my new kitchen  whistle:
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 02:12:42 PM »
It'll be a bloody small kitchen then. The Disability Living Allowance isn't actually worth much (About £15 a month if memory serves). Asperer's will not get you the higher rate.
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 02:16:33 PM »
I wouldn't have thought Asperger's is classed as a disablity.
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 02:18:52 PM »
Probably not but DLA applies to anything where there is an additional living cost involved and that cost has to be proved. It is not automatic. Like I said don't spend it until you've got it.
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 02:21:05 PM »
bugger.. does this mean I wont get a car out of it as well ???
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 02:25:15 PM »
Quote from: Berek on April 24, 2008, 02:00:58 PM
Yesterday little Berek was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome ( High functioning autism ) which means i'm going to bang a claim in with the DLA to get some money to build my new kitchen  whistle:
Forget bloody Aspergers, you want to claim that he has become a Muslim and the current kitchen is too small to get his prayer mat down in…  whistle:
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 02:28:00 PM »
Unless you can prove that the car is needed for the child's motabilty you will not get a car.  Anyway first you have to prove you qualify the motability allowance (Which is the Higher Rate of DLA) and then you can ask for a car. The car is supplied and they keep your allowance to pay for it on a leased deal. If he can walk, forget it.

I reckon you'll be lucky to get the lower rate attendance allowance. Wait until you see the forms for that application  eeek: and the decision will take weeks if not months. They say no to 8 out of every 10 that apply on the first application. Best get the CAB or your social worker to fill it out and you have a better chance of getting it but remember the money is only given to help the child .... or to help you to pay for extras that the child needs because of the disability.
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 05:17:28 PM »
Social worker! Banghead Banghead
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 05:25:58 PM »
Sshhhhhhhh! There there. The nasty social workers won't be there forever. It just feels like that. happy100
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 08:13:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 02:25:15 PM
Quote from: Berek on April 24, 2008, 02:00:58 PM
Yesterday little Berek was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome ( High functioning autism ) which means i'm going to bang a claim in with the DLA to get some money to build my new kitchen  whistle:
Forget bloody Aspergers, you want to claim that he has become a Muslim and the current kitchen is too small to get his prayer mat down in…  whistle:

Play the muslim card, always a good bet. Nuke the middle east whilst we are at it! (check the way the wind is blowing before pressing said button though).

Nick Nuke Cyprus Birmingham!  confused2:

I have had a drink.  happy088
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 12:01:45 AM »
Quote from: tailgunner on April 24, 2008, 08:13:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 02:25:15 PM
Quote from: Berek on April 24, 2008, 02:00:58 PM
Yesterday little Berek was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome ( High functioning autism ) which means i'm going to bang a claim in with the DLA to get some money to build my new kitchen  whistle:
Forget bloody Aspergers, you want to claim that he has become a Muslim and the current kitchen is too small to get his prayer mat down in…  whistle:

Play the muslim card, always a good bet. Nuke the middle east whilst we are at it! (check the way the wind is blowing before pressing said button though).

Nick Nuke Cyprus Birmingham!  confused2:

I have had a drink.  happy088
Good man!  ;)

I am sober and just off to the airport...  sad24:
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 06:59:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 25, 2008, 12:01:45 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on April 24, 2008, 08:13:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 02:25:15 PM
Quote from: Berek on April 24, 2008, 02:00:58 PM
Yesterday little Berek was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome ( High functioning autism ) which means i'm going to bang a claim in with the DLA to get some money to build my new kitchen  whistle:
Forget bloody Aspergers, you want to claim that he has become a Muslim and the current kitchen is too small to get his prayer mat down in…  whistle:

Play the muslim card, always a good bet. Nuke the middle east whilst we are at it! (check the way the wind is blowing before pressing said button though).

Nick Nuke Cyprus Birmingham!  confused2:

I have had a drink.  happy088
Good man!  ;)

I am sober and just off to the airport...  sad24:
...and back...  sleep021
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 08:21:35 AM »
Well done that man ................. errrrrr ~ what did you row about en route?
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 08:33:51 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 25, 2008, 08:21:35 AM
Well done that man ................. errrrrr ~ what did you row about en route?
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Re: Every cloud....
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 08:34:18 AM »
Last time Mr Wench picked me up from the airport apparently my coughing and sneezing was distracting.  evil:
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