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Offline Grumpmeister

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Why?
« on: April 24, 2008, 11:11:26 AM »
Why on earth would anyone want to be 'best friends forever' with this vapid bint. How brain damaged and desperate does someone have to be to want to spend all their time with Paris. Okay she comes from money and she's a celeb to the but not even that would be able to compensate the utter mind numbing banality of her life.

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More than 85,000 people have applied to become Paris Hilton's new "best friend forever" in a reality TV search.

The socialite said she was looking for "someone who cares about me" and who is "not going to screw me over".

Would-be companions must post videos on the website for the MTV show Paris Hilton's My New BFF, with 20 finalists to be chosen by an online vote.

They will then move into a house with Hilton, learning "normal girl stuff" like fashion and shopping.

The 27-year-old heiress, who found fame on the reality show The Simple Life, told the Associated Press news agency she was currently working on the challenges to set the contestants.

She said she was looking for "someone who's fun, someone who I can trust and someone to get along with that is not going to screw me over. Just someone to have a great time with".
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Re: Why?
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 11:18:39 AM »
Fame and fortune my sweet, fame and fortune!
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Re: Why?
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 11:20:08 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 11:18:39 AM
Fame and fortune my sweet, fame and fortune!
Do you want to be best friends forever with me then?  whistle:
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Re: Why?
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 11:21:04 AM »
While I'd love to be rich and famous being so for knocking around with somone who made her name with an online video that made her look like the incredible hulk's slutty daughter is more than I'd want to pay.  noooo:

And before Baldymort gets upset I'm talking about Paris not him  point:
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Re: Why?
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 11:22:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 11:20:08 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 11:18:39 AM
Fame and fortune my sweet, fame and fortune!
Do you want to be best friends forever with me then?  whistle:

I fear I may be saddled with you for life already.  noooo:
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Re: Why?
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 11:23:34 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 11:22:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 11:20:08 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 24, 2008, 11:18:39 AM
Fame and fortune my sweet, fame and fortune!
Do you want to be best friends forever with me then?  whistle:

I fear I may be saddled with you for life already.  noooo:
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Re: Why?
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 11:27:17 AM »
Just think how much pain you could put him through by double teaming him with LL though Wenchy dear.....  whistle:
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