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Also looking for barwork experience
« on: April 24, 2008, 10:38:02 AM »
I can pull and tickle.

I am constantly avaiilable.

And I hear that your present Barmaid can no longer squeeze through the gaps.

I am lithe ;D

I can increase the takings

I am cheap (ish)

I am all yours.

Do you require a CV

PS I gather a person called "Berek" may apply for this post.

Beware

He has navel fluff. And perhaps worse.

His navel fluff is NOT BLUE! eeek:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 10:44:16 AM »
Send your CV and a 'sweetener' to me and I will consider it...  whistle:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 10:44:47 AM »
No tits ~ no job evil:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 10:46:47 AM »
Depends on the sweetener Snoops...  ;)
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 10:50:15 AM »
On the breasts of a barmaid from Crail
Was tattooed the price of pale ale
Whilst on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information....... in braille.
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 10:51:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:46:47 AM
Depends on the sweetener Snoops...  ;)

I have a willy! ;D
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 10:52:39 AM »
Yes but our price list is rather extensive  eveilgrin:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 10:53:37 AM »
So is my willy eyes:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 10:54:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:46:47 AM
Depends on the sweetener Snoops...  ;)

I have a willy! ;D
If that is the best you can do I fear your curriculum vita is headed straight to the ‘laugh and tear up’ file…  noooo:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 10:55:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:54:24 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:46:47 AM
Depends on the sweetener Snoops...  ;)

I have a willy! ;D
If that is the best you can do I fear your curriculum vita is headed straight to the ‘laugh and tear up’ file…  noooo:

The lady members may have other views evil:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2008, 10:56:21 AM »
Are they here then... ...? No.  whistle:

Snoops and I will decide.  point:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2008, 10:57:48 AM »
Landlady and the other girls may have different views.

I have some tight trousers.

Actually, most of my trousers are too tight.I think they shrank!
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2008, 10:58:33 AM »
I am voting Wenchy's proxy
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2008, 10:58:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 24, 2008, 10:57:48 AM
Landlady and the other girls may have different views.

I have some tight trousers.

Actually, most of my trousers are too tight.I think they shrank!
Tinks got my trousers off me last night!  eeek:
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Re: Also looking for barwork experience
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2008, 10:59:19 AM »
LANDLADY
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