Never trust a Sat Nav

[Grumpmeister]

Nick are you moonlighting as a cabbie to pay for the roofer by any chance? 

A driver, stranded after he drove into a river, said his sat-nav system guided him in there.

The mini-bus driver was on his way to collect a fare in Castle Acre, near King's Lynn, Norfolk, when he took a wrong turn into the River Nar.

Pat Bowles, from Streamline Taxis, said: "Normal people would stop and back out but because his sat-nav told him to keep going that's what he did.

"I don't think he did think until he couldn't go any further."

The incident happened as the driver was following his sat-nav on Saturday.

Ms Bowles said it had given the driver's colleagues plenty of amusement: "He's had taxi drivers going into the office with snorkels on.

"We've also had phones calls, texts coming through asking if they can book river trips."

[Nick]

Yes.

NEXT!

[Snoopy]

I haven't got a sat nav. I have a wife 

Only difference is that the wife is retrospective. "Shouldn't you have ...........?" "Wouldn't it have been better to .....?"  "I told you that you should have ....... "

Neither of them would get me to where I am going any quicker.

[Nick]

Oh yes, retrospective navigation

"We should have turned left back there!"

[Barman]

"Why don't you stop and ask someone?" 

[Nick]

WHAT!?

When I get lost I just drive faster.

Obvious, innit?

[Grumpmeister]

I haven't got a sat nav. I have a wife 

Oh, you mean a Sar Nag? 

[Barman]

I haven't got a sat nav. I have a wife 

Oh, you mean a Sar Nag? 

SatNag? 

[Grumpmeister]

I was expecting one of the female members to correct that BM, something you havent told us perchance? 

[Barman]

I was expecting one of the female members to correct that BM, something you havent told us perchance? 

My feminine side you mean?