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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2008, 10:02:28 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2008, 09:28:14 AM
The sale pitch:

The new Wet Umbrella Bag has been designed to eliminate dangerous, slippery floors in your store by allowing your customers to store their wet, dripping umbrellas in an easy to use plastic bag... Say goodbye to unsightly and unsafe wet floors by using our Wet Umbrella Bags during rainy or snowy conditions.. The bags are packed 1,000 bags per case in a safe, easy-open carton that eliminates any need for cutting by your store personnel... Our free-standing dual dispensers can be conveniently placed at each entrance to help ensure the bags are available for every customer... Your customers will appreciate your thoughtfulness while your safety team and insurance agent will applaud your proactive stance...



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Shades of Mr Barnum methinks
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2008, 10:04:41 AM »
That nice Gordon Brown might have something to say about the use of plastic bags...
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2008, 10:26:53 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:04:41 AM
That nice Gordon Brown might have something to say about the use of plastic bags...

All these are made with plastic bags/old placcy bits and pieces

http://www.hahnkunststoffe.de/siteadminpublic/eShop/privatUebersicht.php?kategorienr=0&language=en
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2008, 10:32:10 AM »
Yes ~ the nice continentals are years ahead of us in this recycling business. ::)
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2008, 10:34:21 AM »
Quite so. They recycle shite and send us French cars! eveilgrin:
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2008, 10:36:33 AM »
Ahem!  evil:


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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2008, 10:40:16 AM »
Yours Snoopy?

I owned a Clio for over 12 years.
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2008, 10:41:17 AM »
It sat on his drive and would not start. Otherwise it would have three days noooo:
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2008, 10:43:41 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2008, 10:40:16 AM
Yours Snoopy?

I owned a Clio for over 12 years.

Well yes and no. I do have a red Picasso but not the actual one in the picture. That was taken from a website of a maindealer.
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2008, 10:47:49 AM »
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! My eyes, my eyes!  cussing:
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2008, 10:51:24 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:47:49 AM
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! My eyes, my eyes!  cussing:

Well! I didn't expect it to come out that big   eeek:  .... as the actress said to the bishop.
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2008, 10:55:32 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 10:51:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:47:49 AM
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! My eyes, my eyes!  cussing:

Well! I didn't expect it to come out that big   eeek:  .... as the actress said to the bishop.
My Interming is really s l o w at the moment too...  sad24:
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2008, 11:59:45 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 24, 2008, 10:51:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2008, 10:47:49 AM
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! My eyes, my eyes!  cussing:

Well! I didn't expect it to come out that big   eeek:  .... as the actress said to the bishop.

What's that puddle underneath? Has it got a leak? Or did you exercise one of your rear legs on it?
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2008, 12:04:08 PM »
 redface:
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Re: Umbrella Bags
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2008, 05:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on April 24, 2008, 11:59:45 AM
What's that puddle underneath? Has it got a leak? Or did you exercise one of your rear legs on it?

That'd be because he didn't bag his umbrella... allegedly

And bugger. Why didn't I think of the idea. I mean... selling a bag to catch water :)

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