Shock, horror, Prezzer still weighs more than 15 stone

[Just One More]

[Cynic mode] Imagine "news" like this coming out just before publishing his story.[Cynic mode]

Like anybody would be interested?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3780550.ece

[Barman]

Vomiting my arse! 

Gorging on vast amounts of food is clearly true – we can see where it all stayed…

Note to self: Make sure Prescott is last on the rope in case he stretches it.

[Berek]

there are quite a few who should be swinging in the breeze

[Barman]

there are quite a few who should be swinging in the breeze

Just make sure we put prezzer up last eh?

[Snoopy]

With all due respect he is still spinning. "Still weighs over fifteen stone" means nothing but implies between 15 and 16 stone, erring toward the lower end, and that is clearly utter bollox! Frankly it is a non-story apart from the fact it reveals that he has been telling lies for so long he no longer recognises the truth ~ which at least confirms what we all thought.

[Miss Demeanour]

I absolutley love this story - one of the best things I have read in a long time 

It's all so obvious now - the reason he was such an old leach was because he had to eat everything in sight - including his secretary - sheer brilliance 

[Nick]

Welcome back.Been busy werking, no doubt

[Miss Demeanour]

Welcome back.Been busy werking, no doubt

I have honestly been working very hard of late  - 

but thanks noticing my absence 

[Grumpmeister]

We've all missed you Miss D. Welcome back 


Its actually been a typo in the article, he hasnt suffered from bulemia, is munchausen's-bullemia. A condition where the lying fat scrote suffering from the confition is compelled to stuff their face as if it was theri last meal and then come up with completely ridiculous medical conditions to explain whey they are the size of the Michellin man.

[Miss Demeanour]

Hi GM

Are you not feeling very supportive towards your fellow man this morning

Poor poor Mr P - he has a condition you know. He can help it. It's not his fault.

[Grumpmeister]

Supportive of Prezza? Who do you think I am? Schwarzenegger? I'd need a team of industrial cranes to support that useless tub of lard. I admit I could stand to lose a couple of pounds but at least I havent tried blaming it on an eating disorder without actually looking into the the symptoms. Bulemics tend to be THIN, the only way he could look thin again would be in a hall of mirrors. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Don't anorexic's tend to be thin - bulimic's just tend to be full 

[Uncle Mort]

I just keep thinking how fat he would have been if he hadn't been bulemic.  

[Grumpmeister]

Fraid not Miss D. Bulemics stuff themselves then force themselces to regurgitate everything they've just eaten. An ex of mine is anorexic and I've worked with people who have bulemia in the past and Gutzilla certainly doesnt match them.

[Nick]

I just keep thinking how fat he would have been if he hadn't been bulemic.  

He would have exploded. That's how Orson Welles died.