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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2008, 05:38:45 PM »
In order to boil your piss and all its attachments?
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2008, 05:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 19, 2008, 05:38:45 PM
In order to boil your piss and all its attachments?

No. That's permanently 'just bubbling under' ::)
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2008, 07:42:52 AM »
Why would anyone want to set their pubic hair on fire?  ::)

And film it?  ::)

And post it for all to see?  ::)
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2008, 09:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2008, 07:42:52 AM
Why would anyone want to set their pubic hair on fire?  ::)

And film it?  ::)

And post it for all to see?  ::)

'Youth', 'drink' and 'dare' are probably important words to use in the explanation.  ::)
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2008, 09:52:45 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2008, 07:42:52 AM
Why would anyone want to set their pubic hair on fire?  ::)

And film it?  ::)

And post it for all to see?  ::)

And why would Growler regard this as interesting and worthy of onward transmission? rubschin:
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2008, 09:55:09 AM »
Maybe he's trying to broaden our horizons?  ;)
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2008, 10:00:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2008, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2008, 07:42:52 AM
Why would anyone want to set their pubic hair on fire?  ::)

And film it?  ::)

And post it for all to see?  ::)

And why would Growler regard this as interesting and worthy of onward transmission? rubschin:

More concerning is that someone thought he would and sent it to him. I know if my friends sent me something like that I would start to wonder what exactly their opinion was of me.  eeek:
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2008, 10:05:44 AM »
One of my sister-in-laws is like that, alway sending 'jokes' and 'amusing pictures' Last time I saw her she asked what I thought of them. I said I had no idea as I alway delete everything that she sends me without looking.  eeek:

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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2008, 10:18:19 AM »
Sisters-in-law I think you will find eveilgrin:

And that is you out of the will then!
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2008, 10:35:02 AM »
I stand corrrected.  redface:

I doubt very much if I would be in the will in any case.
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2008, 10:37:26 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2008, 10:35:02 AM
I stand corrrected.  redface:

I doubt very much if I would be in the will in any case.

I forgive you my son

I sometimes cast around the family for likely donors of the right age. Ignoble I know, but practical. My richest aunt left her fortune to a mixture of monks and donkey sanctuaries!! evil:
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2008, 10:41:59 AM »
I cannot think of anyone who would be including me in their will. My mother is leaving everyhing to my youngest brother but it's only a few thousand pound and some knick-knacks anyway.
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2008, 10:55:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2008, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2008, 07:42:52 AM
Why would anyone want to set their pubic hair on fire?  ::)

And film it?  ::)

And post it for all to see?  ::)

And why would Growler regard this as interesting and worthy of onward transmission? rubschin:

Brokeback Bathroom?



Now if everyone will excuse me I'm going to try and find somewhere to hide that's Growler Proof.....  scared:
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2008, 11:29:17 AM »
Futile!
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Re: How do I...?
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2008, 06:59:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2008, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2008, 07:42:52 AM
Why would anyone want to set their pubic hair on fire?  ::)

And film it?  ::)

And post it for all to see?  ::)

And why would Growler regard this as interesting and worthy of onward transmission? rubschin:
Cus I stupidly and misguidedly imagined for one  hundreth of a micro second that some of you might just raise a wry smile at the ridiculousness of the stupid bastards behaviour, that's all.
It's called ........................'being light hearted'. whistle:
Anything else I may possibly find mildly amusing amd possibly of some minor interest to you, I'll keep to myself in future, OK?
Do carry on, and just pretend I'm not here.  ::)
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