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Offline Grumpmeister

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Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« on: May 24, 2007, 11:42:57 AM »
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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 11:57:28 AM »
Words fail me!  tunble:
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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 12:02:32 PM »
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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 12:08:25 PM »
July 1st smoking ban brings out the best in British innovation.
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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 12:13:20 PM »
Extremist Big Brother fans practice their 'vote for this housemate' technique in preparation for next weeks opening.
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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 12:14:46 PM »
Words fail me!  tunble:

I suspect after ramming his head through a concrete slab words fail him as well, not to mention any other cognitive process.
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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 12:19:25 PM »
One judge loses the will to live on celebrity come dancing.

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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2007, 03:30:21 PM »
Embarrassment for the UK as parts of the Jerry-built Olympic Stadium crumble onto competitors
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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2007, 07:07:22 PM »
Bert always wondered what it would be like to be a crash test dummy.

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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2007, 07:27:36 PM »
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Re: Grumpy's thursday caption competition
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 09:33:21 AM »
It was beginning to dawn on the government that their ?Polystyrene Recycling Directive? wasn?t entirely thought through.