The unfortunate Welsh woman who has the current task of educating Minimus asked, at a recent parents evening, after our dog. She says that Minimus tells wonderful stories of his adventures with the animal when they have "News" in the class. She was very upset when we told her we do not have any pets and that the little sod, havng nothing he considered worthy of "News" was making it up as he went along. She was even more upset when we told her that his brother, who she had taught two years ago, had suggested this solution to the anguished question of "What can I say when it's my turn to do 'News'?" Minor had pulled the wool over her eyes for a year too.
