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Offline Nick

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Barman
« on: April 16, 2008, 12:16:41 PM »
What are we to do? noooo:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Barman
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 12:17:03 PM »
He is a lost cause I fear.
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Re: Barman
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 12:17:57 PM »
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Barman
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 12:53:41 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 07:26:18 PM »
I have it on good authority (Fat Kev, he works for the council)that rubbing your head with an oily wench works wonders eyes:
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 04:45:54 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 16, 2008, 07:26:18 PM
I have it on good authority (Fat Kev, he works for the council)that rubbing your head with an oily wench works wonders eyes:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Barman
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 06:00:03 AM »
It has to be a consenting oily wench so...
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Re: Barman
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 06:11:16 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2008, 06:00:03 AM
It has to be a consenting oily wench so...
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Barman
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 07:39:12 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2008, 06:00:03 AM
It has to be a consenting oily wench so...

Is that consenting to the oiling or to the rubbing?
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Re: Barman
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 09:50:36 AM »
I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT


















Bugger it! ...... In my experience they are self lubricating ............... sorry but it had to be said.
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Re: Barman
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 10:52:11 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 09:50:36 AM
I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT ~ I MUST NOT SAY IT
Bugger it! ...... In my experience they are self lubricating ............... sorry but it had to be said.
tsk, tsk...  noooo:
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Re: Barman
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 10:55:02 AM »
 redface:  'strue tho'
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Re: Barman
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 11:00:55 AM »
That line is drawing ever closer!
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Re: Barman
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 11:02:04 AM »
 razz:
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Re: Barman
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 11:03:05 AM »
I feel a yearning to send Mrs Snoopy tat!
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