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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 01:17:12 PM »
She probably whipped them out in public to feed too.  noooo:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 01:17:46 PM »
Oh yes. on a point of principle. noooo:

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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 01:18:48 PM »
I was on a plane once with a militant breast feeder. I swear she spent 90% of the flight nekid to the waist feeding twins.  noooo: Nipples everywhere.  noooo:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2008, 01:19:30 PM »
 sick2:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2008, 01:25:34 PM »
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2008, 09:26:17 AM »
Well she has left.

2 odd things

Her bosom is so enormous that she had to wear an apron when eating to prevent things disappearing down her cleavage.

I helped her with her luggage.All of it (and there was a lot) was in supermarket shopping baskets rubschin:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2008, 09:29:05 AM »
You do seem to have a lot of visitors Nick. Who is it this weekend then?

Is the kettle on? Be 'round in 15. point:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2008, 09:44:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2008, 09:26:17 AM
Well she has left.

2 odd things

Her bosom is so enormous that she had to wear an apron when eating to prevent things disappearing down her cleavage.

I helped her with her luggage.All of it (and there was a lot) was in supermarket shopping baskets rubschin:

Sounds like a bag lady to me!
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2008, 10:04:10 AM »
She is nuts. She went for a walk through the village at 8 this morning wearing only an orange dressing gown, bobble hat and sandals!
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2008, 10:14:09 AM »
A bag lady ~ deffo! noooo:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2008, 10:15:38 AM »
She is now en route to Rugby.She actually asked me if I thought the motorway would be the quickest route! rubschin:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2008, 10:44:49 AM »
You do seem to know some weird people Nick.

















Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you?  rubschin:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2008, 12:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 10:44:49 AM
You do seem to know some weird people Nick.

















Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you?  rubschin:

Yea? And? rubschin:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2008, 12:24:57 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 12:23:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 10:44:49 AM
You do seem to know some weird people Nick.

















Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you?  rubschin:

Yea? And? rubschin:

He knows you too  point:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2008, 12:25:14 PM »
How on earth are these people still on the visiting schedule?!?!?!? Why haven't you pruned them from the address book?
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