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Re: Story Time
« Reply #240 on: May 29, 2007, 03:43:13 PM »
some
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #241 on: May 29, 2007, 03:47:35 PM »
peace

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #242 on: May 29, 2007, 03:49:28 PM »
which
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #243 on: May 29, 2007, 03:50:42 PM »
he

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #244 on: May 29, 2007, 03:51:15 PM »
desperately

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #245 on: May 29, 2007, 03:51:59 PM »
passionately
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #246 on: May 29, 2007, 04:10:41 PM »
won't
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #247 on: May 29, 2007, 04:15:01 PM »
get.

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #248 on: May 29, 2007, 04:41:08 PM »
get.

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Bravo lad, a fine move.

I will just have a gin and tonic as it is a bit early yet.

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #249 on: May 29, 2007, 04:52:43 PM »
Ice and a slice in that? Or d'you want to go commando?  eyes:
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #250 on: May 29, 2007, 04:58:01 PM »
Ice and a slice in that? Or d'you want to go commando?  eyes:

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #251 on: May 30, 2007, 07:20:56 AM »
Okay, this is what we came up with?

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How ?bout a competition to see who can make the best story from it just by adding punctuation and say an additional ten words of your choosing?   whistle:
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #252 on: May 30, 2007, 08:13:09 AM »
How ?bout a competition to see who can make the best story from it just by adding punctuation and say an additional ten words of your choosing? 
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You are Joyce Grenfell re-incarnated.

What is the first prize, a romantic dinner with wench?
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Re: Story Time
« Reply #253 on: May 30, 2007, 08:20:47 AM »
What is the first prize, a romantic dinner with wench?

And the second prize is...



two romantic dinners with Wenchy.

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Re: Story Time
« Reply #254 on: May 30, 2007, 11:24:36 AM »
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