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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2012, 08:45:43 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 08, 2012, 10:14:36 PM



Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, FFS. I'm gunna ''ave to got the 'ossy now to have me sides stitched up after reading/seeing that.
Need a mop to clear up all this sprayed coffee too!

Absolutely PISSED myself  reading that. Top drawer humour. ...imo, sad warped bastard that I obviously am.
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2012, 02:10:50 PM »
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2012, 02:35:09 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2012, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 08, 2012, 10:14:36 PM



Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, FFS. I'm gunna ''ave to got the 'ossy now to have me sides stitched up after reading/seeing that.
Need a mop to clear up all this sprayed coffee too!

Absolutely PISSED myself  reading that. Top drawer humour. ...imo, sad warped bastard that I obviously am.

 lol: lol:

Nice to see you Growler. :thumbsup:
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2012, 08:51:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 12, 2012, 02:35:09 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2012, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 08, 2012, 10:14:36 PM



Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, FFS. I'm gunna ''ave to got the 'ossy now to have me sides stitched up after reading/seeing that.
Need a mop to clear up all this sprayed coffee too!

Absolutely PISSED myself  reading that. Top drawer humour. ...imo, sad warped bastard that I obviously am.

 lol: lol:

Nice to see you Growler. :thumbsup:

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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2012, 09:00:21 PM »
GROWLER  cloud9:

Doubtless grey or bald or both yet, you old clapped out furry oaf noooo:
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2012, 09:04:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 12, 2012, 09:00:21 PM
GROWLER  cloud9:

Doubtless grey or bald or both yet, you old clapped out furry oaf noooo:

Wha'? (suspicious tone AGAIN.)

I'm NOT grey, bald old or clapped out btw you twat. cussing:
I'm fitter and lighter than I've ever been and am doing a challenge race up Snowdon in October...on me own sort of thing granted. It's complicated. whistle:
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2012, 09:06:35 PM »
Are you racing a snail or a slug? whistle:
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2012, 09:15:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 12, 2012, 09:06:35 PM
Are you racing a snail or a slug? whistle:

Neither you sceptical plank. I'm actually racing an extremelly fit 28 year old gerl.
She however is doing the most difficult marathon in GB.... The Snowdonia Marathon....which is in fact 3 miles longer than normal, and is an extremely gruelling event.
She'll be running around the mountain whilst I'm struggling up it. sad32:

I'm cycling up Snowdon on me own with a view of beating her. Both challenges should take about 4 to 5 hours, so it should be a close race.

4 hours going up, 25 minutes coming down is me target. :thumbsup:

You can sponsor me if you wish, and prove you're not such a tight arse after all! whistle:
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2012, 09:17:50 PM »
I could buy you lunch, if you promise not to set fire to the mayonnaise like wot you did last time whistle:
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2012, 09:23:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 12, 2012, 09:17:50 PM
I could buy you lunch, if you promise not to set fire to the mayonnaise like wot you did last time whistle:

Wha'!  eeek:
You'll be coming out to cheer me on, and than you'll be buying me lunch afterwards too? eeek:

I'm overwhelmed with overwhelmingnusttestnus. eeek:

We could then go back to my luxurious Motorhome (Eriba)  whistle: wot I'll be staying in for tea and cream and jam schones.
SWEET! :thumbsup:
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2012, 09:34:48 PM »
Oh. ::)
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2012, 09:37:34 PM »
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2012, 05:21:24 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 12, 2012, 09:15:48 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 12, 2012, 09:06:35 PM
Are you racing a snail or a slug? whistle:

Neither you sceptical plank. I'm actually racing an extremelly fit 28 year old gerl.
She however is doing the most difficult marathon in GB.... The Snowdonia Marathon....which is in fact 3 miles longer than normal, and is an extremely gruelling event.
She'll be running around the mountain whilst I'm struggling up it. sad32:

I'm cycling up Snowdon on me own with a view of beating her. Both challenges should take about 4 to 5 hours, so it should be a close race.

4 hours going up, 25 minutes coming down is me target. :thumbsup:

You can sponsor me if you wish, and prove you're not such a tight arse after all! whistle:

Sounds great Growler!  Thumbs:

Ignore the ginger mong.....  ;)
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2012, 05:55:05 AM »
Great stuff Growler, if I wore a hat I'd take it off to you. Post a link and I'll throw a tenner in the hat  :thumbsup:
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Re: The McCanns yet again !!! serious piss boiling here
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2012, 07:40:55 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 13, 2012, 05:55:05 AM
Great stuff Growler, if I wore a hat I'd take it off to you. Post a link and I'll throw a tenner in the hat  :thumbsup:

Tar lah.  ;)
No link as such, but might start a faceache thing. Dunno. rubschin:

No worries and worever, I'll be rattling the tin soon.
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