More U.S firearms Hi-jinks!

[TG]

Brilliant, just brilliant! The phrase 'you couldnt make it up' is overused. But you realy couldnt make this up. 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1310857,00.html

[Grumpmeister]

He'll have been playing those violent video games people keep blaming for society's ills

[Snoopy]

  Worthy of consideration at least.

[Just One More]

Very helpful of Sky to put a photo on there of how to do it correctly though

[Grumpmeister]

Which one Snoop? Putting up a sattelite dish, shooting the missus or playing 'violent' computer games  

[TG]

None of the above. In my considered opinion the man is just a idiot. If there were any true natural justice the bullet would have ricocheted of the wall and blown the back of his vacuous head off.

[Snoopy]

Which one Snoop? Putting up a sattelite dish, shooting the missus or playing 'violent' computer games  

The principle that the more preposterous the excuse the more chance you have of getting away with it.

[Grumpmeister]

Having given in to curiosity and watched 'The Real Excorcist' on Virgin 1 last night I'm surprised that more people havent tried that as a defence.

If possession is just screaming profanities and pulling faces which was all that was shown in the program then it should be an easy ticket back onto the street.