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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #75 on: March 11, 2008, 04:39:23 PM »
But of course :-)

We believe you. We do. Honest...
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #76 on: March 11, 2008, 05:32:04 PM »
Gussett Typing  happy001 happy001 happy001
I've heard it called some things in my time but that is a classic.


Oh my aching sides 
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #77 on: March 11, 2008, 05:45:30 PM »
Have you honestly never heard that before? Must be a Surrey thing...
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #78 on: March 11, 2008, 05:51:01 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 11, 2008, 05:45:30 PM
Have you honestly never heard that before? Must be a Surrey thing...


No that really was a first for me.
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #79 on: March 11, 2008, 06:03:32 PM »
Well I'm glad I amused someone today as work is not happy with me and neither is the better half...happens...
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #80 on: March 11, 2008, 06:05:37 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 11, 2008, 06:03:32 PM
Well I'm glad I amused someone today as work is not happy with me and neither is the better half...happens...
You my as well carry on then - any more flange jokes?  whistle:
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #81 on: March 11, 2008, 06:34:40 PM »
Yes.

Put into comedy room, should you see fit.

Boy marries girl. Boy has spent his youth being berated by the mother, who says "all young girls are evil and they have teeth downstairs". On the wedding night, the new missus says "we must bless our union by the physical act"

Boy says 'no you have teeth down there'

Her 'I do not. You must'

He (after heading South) - 'I'm not surprised, have you seen the state of your gums!'
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #82 on: March 25, 2008, 06:42:12 PM »
Something tells me I already know the answer for this Wenchy but have you tried Delia's mashed potato chocolate cake recipie yet?  rubschin:
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #83 on: March 25, 2008, 06:44:58 PM »
Sounds fattening!

oh, too late.
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #84 on: March 25, 2008, 06:55:27 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2008, 06:42:12 PM
Something tells me I already know the answer for this Wenchy but have you tried Delia's mashed potato chocolate cake recipie yet?  rubschin:

That just sounds so wrong

That said, I have a great recipe for Guinness and chocolate cake, the darkest, moistest(sp?) flavoursome chocolate cake you are likely to try
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #85 on: March 25, 2008, 09:11:12 PM »
Or save time and have a pint of guinness and milky bar?
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #86 on: March 26, 2008, 06:43:49 AM »
I caught the end of a Delia programme on something I’d recorded last night…

I was amazed at how rough she looked – have we done that already?  whistle:
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #87 on: March 26, 2008, 08:24:17 AM »
It's cos she's taken to football hooliganism, I hear.
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #88 on: March 26, 2008, 08:25:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 26, 2008, 08:24:17 AM
It's cos she's taken to football hooliganism, I hear.
Prolly...  rubschin:
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Re: Delia Smith
« Reply #89 on: March 26, 2008, 08:45:51 AM »
I thought it was the tinned mince ~ full of additives I'm told.
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