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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2008, 08:51:54 AM »
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I think they just talk a lot of bollox to make us feel inferior Snoops.

We had to go and buy a new digi box last night because we had a sort of echo with the sound on the old one. I had specifically asked Mr Wench if he had pulled out all the cables that weren't attached to anything. We got home installed the new one and it did the same thing. At this point I had a look and the tv still had a cable plugged into it picking up signal and giving the echo.  Banghead
Well that is your fault! Why oh why did you trust him with the cables?  ::)

I was ill. In bed. He asked for virtual help. I tried. How difficult is it to find cables that are only connected at one end and pull them out?  Banghead
But he doesn’t even have a bag or box of cables or anything!  ::)

You should have only trusted him to take the lace doyley off the top of the digibox then left the complex stuff to you…  point:
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2008, 08:54:34 AM »
The digi box doesn't have a lace doily, just a thick covering of dust.

I was ill and he was irritating. I have no other excuse.  redface:
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2008, 08:56:11 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 08:54:34 AM
The digi box doesn't have a lace doily, just a thick covering of dust.

I was ill and he was irritating. I have no other excuse.  redface:
Of course it has a doyley – and a china leek on top of that…  point:
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2008, 08:59:28 AM »
Not to mention a statuette of Shirley Bassey
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2008, 09:00:41 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 08:59:28 AM
Not to mention a statuette of Shirley Bassey
No, Shirley is on the VCR - Max Boyce is on the digibox next to the leek...  whistle:
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2008, 09:04:02 AM »
There's tasteful look you  lol:
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2008, 09:05:55 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 11, 2008, 09:04:02 AM
There's tasteful look you  lol:
Isn't it?  whistle:
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2008, 09:06:24 AM »
Actually it is a tasteful figurine of a bluebird sitting atop a football.
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2008, 09:06:49 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 09:06:24 AM
Actually it is a tasteful figurine of a bluebird sitting atop a football.
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2008, 09:08:15 AM »
I bought it for him as a joke. He thinks it is kitsch and ironic. Secretly he likes it.
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2008, 09:08:38 AM »

I suppose the framed photo of Tom Jones is in the bathroom (That would be not unusual)
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2008, 09:09:05 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 11, 2008, 09:08:15 AM
I bought it for him as a joke. He thinks it is kitsch and ironic. Secretly he likes it.
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So where is the Max Boyce statue then?  rubschin:
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2008, 09:12:18 AM »
Who the hell is Max Boyce?
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2008, 09:13:10 AM »
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Re: Bastard Technology
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2008, 09:18:09 AM »
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