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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #495 on: October 05, 2008, 01:55:42 PM »
Prove it!
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #496 on: October 05, 2008, 01:58:59 PM »
I wouldn't want to alarm the laydees
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #497 on: October 05, 2008, 02:02:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 05, 2008, 01:58:59 PM
I wouldn't want to alarm the laydees
Of course...  char048
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #498 on: October 05, 2008, 02:56:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 05, 2008, 01:43:50 PM
Well it is.

Oh  ~ You found it then?
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #499 on: October 05, 2008, 06:45:33 PM »
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #500 on: October 18, 2008, 10:39:11 AM »
I have to take The Boy to be photographed for his new passport. So exciting  evil:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #501 on: October 18, 2008, 10:41:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2008, 10:39:11 AM
I have to take The Boy to be photographed for his new passport. So exciting  evil:

Can he be photographed, or is all that stuff just about mirrors?
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #502 on: October 18, 2008, 12:00:42 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2008, 10:41:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2008, 10:39:11 AM
I have to take The Boy to be photographed for his new passport. So exciting  evil:

Can he be photographed, or is all that stuff just about mirrors?
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #503 on: October 18, 2008, 04:34:18 PM »
What a faff.Grey background. No smiling, no teeth to be shown, eyes to be in correct position, distance from camera has to be just so etc. etc.

Pics conform to all the rules and look nothing like him  noooo:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #504 on: October 18, 2008, 05:59:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 18, 2008, 04:34:18 PM
eyes to be in correct position

 rubschin:

What, side by side and facing forwards rather than one in the middle of the forehead and one on the back of the head?

No wonder photographs of flounders are rare.
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #505 on: November 01, 2008, 03:43:36 PM »
So, Saturday 1st November ...

Wire system lighting in the office blows   surrender:

Can I get replacement parts on a Saturday morning?    surrender:

Front offside flat tyre on the car    surrender:

Get soaking wet fitting the space saver    surrender:

Have Kwikfit got a replacement or can they even find the puncture?    noooo:   surrender:

Never mind; some work is due to arrive in the post...  noooo:     surrender:

It's been that dark all day with rain you need headlights ...   surrender:

P'raps if I just sit indoors and read a book nothing else will go wrong  rubschin:  cry:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #506 on: November 01, 2008, 04:05:36 PM »
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #507 on: November 01, 2008, 04:38:05 PM »
You are among friends here....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #508 on: November 01, 2008, 05:00:22 PM »
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I shall be philosophical, close the curtains, cook autumn stewed apples to be served later with custard, and pour a glass of M. Hulot's white Merlot. Tomorrow is another day ...
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Re: The all new Saturday afternoon to stop the moaning oldies thread...
« Reply #509 on: November 01, 2008, 09:19:03 PM »
I have been werking!  evil:

Tomorrow? Tesco  evil:

Ooh and Quantum of Solace if I can sneak off, like.
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