Episode 4:
Was shown quite different cat embedded, and somewhat dead, in car radiator grille.
Police explained that the cat he had finished off was a different cat, which was elderly and arthritic, and that the execution had been witnessed by its owner who was out pruning her roses and who had reported him to the police.
They then breathalysed him.
drumroll:
It can be amusing when told in the right circumstances. cry:
Reminds me of one of my stories! A lad I know some years ago came back home to his parent's house for Christmas. All his wee nieces and nephews were staying over too, it was a real family Christmas with everyone under the one roof and all.
He went out for a few drams with the Uncles on Christmas morning and they came home a little the worse for drink! Charlie (let's call him Charlie
) spys a ball on the floor. Thinking it must be a kiddies toy he picks it up and hoofs it down the hall in a big arc to score a perfect shot through the swing bin. Pleased with himself he turns to face the family and smugly remarks "Still got the old magic"
Then he notices the looks on their faces! One of the kiddies stands up and starts crying "my hamster my hamster"
lol:
