Did she actually let you order the jeans or are you just imagining it again?
Of course! Delivered to Epsom so she can lug them home... 
Did you order them and send them there? Does she know they are arriving? What does a bald man need posh jeans for?
No, I ordered them on line and asked them to ship to a random address in the UK. Remarkably they chose Mis Piggy's house!

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bald man prolly doesn't need posh jeans...
