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Ironing board licker thread. Big monitor needed!
« on: February 26, 2008, 01:36:12 PM »
Bored with burgers? Fecked off with fettucine?

How about some new delicacies to tickle your tastebuds.

BBQ flavour scorpion? Pregnant crickets?  Dung beetles? Try here :

https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=index

Sold out of scorpion ice lollies though! Usless bastids!  Banghead
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 02:03:38 PM »
I heard Clarkson last night describing a drive in a new car as like "smearing Keira Knightley with honey"

That's yum!
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 02:06:53 PM »
And licking it off would be Heaven.
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 02:07:59 PM »
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Re: Yum!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 02:08:55 PM »
I heard Clarkson last night describing a drive in a new car as like "smearing Keira Knightley with honey"

That's yum!

There you go lads : https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=63

Now all you need is old ironing board woman to consent to your attentions.
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 02:54:50 PM »
I heard Clarkson last night describing a drive in a new car as like "smearing Keira Knightley with honey"

That's yum!

There you go lads : https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=63

Now all you need is old ironing board woman to consent to your attentions.
yes, yes... never mind that... this thread is hijacked...  ::)

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 03:05:53 PM »
Is that Landady? How nice. She can stay here anytime.

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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 03:07:30 PM »
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?

And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!  cussing:
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2008, 03:08:24 PM »
Is that Landady? How nice. She can stay here anytime.


Who cares who she is although I searched for Keira Knightley...  whistle:





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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2008, 03:09:19 PM »
I have cloud9:

Oh.

Monitor

Well.

One should not brag


But when I

Oh forget it

It involves an alcove noooo:
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2008, 03:12:32 PM »
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?

And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!  cussing:
She fits quite nicely on my big one...  whistle:
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2008, 03:13:16 PM »
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?

And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!  cussing:
She fits quite nicely on my big one...  whistle:

You wish.  noooo:
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2008, 03:14:12 PM »
Nooooooooooooo. Not her at least. Thay had to strap her breasts down in 'King Arthur', they didnt need much strapping. Useless tart. Have you seen Atonement?

And can you re-size that fvcking picture please? We aint all got 90 inch monitors!  cussing:
She fits quite nicely on my big one...  whistle:

You wish.  noooo:
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Re: Ironing board licker thread. Big monitor needed!
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2008, 04:18:32 PM »
Landlady. Do have a word.
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Re: Ironing board licker thread. Big monitor needed!
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2008, 06:20:29 PM »
Bored with burgers? Fecked off with fettucine?

How about some new delicacies to tickle your tastebuds.

BBQ flavour scorpion? Pregnant crickets?  Dung beetles? Try here :

https://www.thailandunique.com/store/index.php?main_page=index

Sold out of scorpion ice lollies though! Usless bastids!  Banghead


Try here:

http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/cat.php?search=Edibles&lang=&session=ec8cab54c6787966de48b41724c25b58

I recommend the civet and weasel coffees as well as the chocolate covered scorpions. Drew the line at the BBQ worm crisps though.
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