I was once asked by an Army officer as his 90 men boarded an RAF flight to take them to Canada "Where are the parachutes?" I indicated that they were stowed in a small locker at the rear of the driver's cabin. "What .... all of them?" he asked. "Yes Sir" I replied "We only carry a crew of seven"

On another occasion we were flying some of 2nd Battalion Para back from Germany. As usual every seat had a sick bag in the little pouch in the seat in front. We drew the army's attention to these. As they came off the aircraft at Lyneham I was overjoyed to to hear their RSM telling them to take with them off the aircraft the "Spewbags whether used or not 'cos we don't want these Brylcream boys knowing how many of youse lot are fvcking nancies."