Laptops and ladies...

[The Moan Ranger]

...in the bathroom.

[Barman]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Would that be the "Laptop Dancing" thing I keep hearing about?

[Grumpmeister]

After coming up with "Walk a Mile In My Shoes" as the title for his biography, Nick develops a sudden case of writers block.... 

[Darwins Selection]

After coming up with "Walk a Mile In My Shoes" as the title for his biography, Nick develops a sudden case of writers block.... 

Do you really think he shaves his legs?

Where is the blood?

[Grumpmeister]

Do you really think he shaves his legs?

This is Nick we are talking about, there is bound to be some immac related tragedy or something similar that he keeps secret. 

[Snoopy]

Do you really think he shaves his legs?

This is Nick we are talking about, there is bound to be some immac related tragedy or something similar that he keeps secret. 

He wouldn't be the only one 

[Grumpmeister]

I have to admit I do fall into that category, courtesy of a now (very) ex who decided to immac me when I was asleep and then left the stuff on overnight.




I can honestly say that there are far more pleasant ways of being woken up in the morning than the burning sensation you get when you've spent the last few hours covered in the stuff

[Bar Wench]

 

[Nick]

Do you really think he shaves his legs?

This is Nick we are talking about, there is bound to be some immac related tragedy or something similar that he keeps secret. 

Well since you ask. I developed an unwanted hair on the end of my nose some years ago. Fed up with repeatedly plucking it out, and while slightly pissed, I ended up setting fire to it to teach it a lesson!

Bloody painful setting your own nose on fire

[Grumpmeister]

Leaving the way open for nick to make comments you are obviously a woman who has never used the stuff. Chemical burns are not fun, especially in 'sensitive' areas. 

[Barman]

Do you really think he shaves his legs?

This is Nick we are talking about, there is bound to be some immac related tragedy or something similar that he keeps secret. 

Well since you ask. I developed an unwanted hair on the end of my nose some years ago. Fed up with repeatedly plucking it out, and while slightly pissed, I ended up setting fire to it to teach it a lesson!

Bloody painful setting your own nose on fire

I shaved my tongue once… 

[Bar Wench]

Leaving the way open for nick to make comments you are obviously a woman who has never used the stuff. Chemical burns are not fun, especially in 'sensitive' areas. 

I have! And on others too! 

[Grumpmeister]

Leaving the way open for nick to make comments you are obviously a woman who has never used the stuff. Chemical burns are not fun, especially in 'sensitive' areas. 

I have! And on others too! 

Oh bloody hell, please tell me you aren't the ex??????????? 

[Bar Wench]

No, I may have put some in a hair product once upon a time.