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Offline Nick

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Never trust your SatNav
« on: February 08, 2008, 08:26:46 PM »
Idiotic inventions. Have been using mine all day. I could have circumnavigated the globe in a  dinghy with less difficulty. evil:
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2008, 08:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2008, 08:26:46 PM
Idiotic inventions. Have been using mine all day. I could have circumnavigated the globe in a  dinghy with less difficulty. evil:
Where did you end up?  point:
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2008, 10:22:24 AM »
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2008, 10:40:57 AM »
"Where has'tha bin since I saw thee?"   point:
















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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2008, 10:44:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2008, 05:30:01 PM »
Asda? whistle:
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2008, 08:51:01 AM »
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2008, 02:03:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2008, 10:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?

Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:

ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2008, 02:46:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2008, 02:03:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2008, 10:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?

Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:

ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think?  rubschin:

Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it?  point:
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2008, 02:47:54 PM »
I know my own way to London thank you evil:

Assuming we ever get out of the house!! Banghead
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2008, 07:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2008, 02:46:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2008, 02:03:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2008, 10:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?

Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:

ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think?  rubschin:

Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it?  point:
One of my positive affirmations is to start my day with the phrase, "My life will never be has bad as Nicks"
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2008, 08:04:06 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2008, 07:11:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2008, 02:46:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2008, 02:03:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2008, 10:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
On top of Saddleworth Moor evil:
Where were you heading for?

Leeds to home "by fastest route" So what is wrong with the motorways then? It was snowing up there!! evil:

ANd now London in the usual screaming panic. We were meant to be leaving at 1.00. Mrs Nick still in pyjamas as I write this at about 2.00 Banghead Banghead
Where will you end up today do you think?  rubschin:

Every day is like an episode of Mr. ben isn't it?  point:
One of my positive affirmations is to start my day with the phrase, "My life will never be has bad as Nicks"
lol: lol: lol:
Every day in every way I will be better than Nick...  whistle:
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2008, 09:34:36 PM »
"Worst things happens at NIcks"
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2008, 05:43:36 AM »
"A fool and his Nick are not easily parted…."
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Re: Never trust your SatNav
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2008, 10:24:21 AM »
"There's no smoke without Nick"  whistle:
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