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Offline tel

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Leftover
« on: January 09, 2008, 03:53:49 PM »
Christmas stuff not yet consumed –

Port & Stilton, and other cheeses
Nuts & nibbles
Dark chocolate & mints
Milk chocolate bars
Tin of mini chocolate bars, only Bounty and Topic left as Mrs Tel doesn’t like them. My job each New Year to dispose of them orally.
 Jack Daniels
Various foreign meats with long use by dates on
Strange chutneys
Various bottles of wine

Will I eventually explode?
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 03:55:32 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 09, 2008, 03:53:49 PM
Christmas stuff not yet consumed –

Port & Stilton, and other cheeses
Nuts & nibbles
Dark chocolate & mints
Milk chocolate bars
Tin of mini chocolate bars, only Bounty and Topic left as Mrs Tel doesn’t like them. My job each New Year to dispose of them orally.
 Jack Daniels
Various foreign meats with long use by dates on
Strange chutneys
Various bottles of wine

Will I eventually explode?


Got any eggs? Nick would have turned that lot into an omelette by New Year's Day.
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 03:56:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 09, 2008, 03:55:32 PM
Quote from: tel on January 09, 2008, 03:53:49 PM
Christmas stuff not yet consumed –

Port & Stilton, and other cheeses
Nuts & nibbles
Dark chocolate & mints
Milk chocolate bars
Tin of mini chocolate bars, only Bounty and Topic left as Mrs Tel doesn’t like them. My job each New Year to dispose of them orally.
 Jack Daniels
Various foreign meats with long use by dates on
Strange chutneys
Various bottles of wine

Will I eventually explode?


Got any eggs? Nick would have turned that lot into an omelette by New Year's Day.
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 03:57:57 PM »
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 03:58:23 PM »
Stollen
Turron
Biscuits
Far too much wine
Far too much beer
Christmas cake
Birthday cake
Twiglets barrel
Pringles
Cheese
Port
Matchmakers
After Eight Mints
The strawberry and orange creams from various chocolates.
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 04:01:14 PM »
Cheese
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 04:04:46 PM »
With three kids we have nothing left at all ~ yesterday the mice moved out.
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 04:06:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 09, 2008, 04:04:46 PM
With three kids we have nothing left at all ~ yesterday the mice moved out.
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 04:12:27 PM »
For some reason we have a surfeit of salad stuff and a vast amount of Cadbury's Roses
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 04:15:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2008, 04:12:27 PM
For some reason we have a surfeit of salad stuff and a vast amount of Cadbury's Roses

Wnchy could whip you up a choccy salad  whistle:
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 04:15:34 PM »
Good plan!!
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 05:53:08 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 09, 2008, 04:04:46 PM
With three kids we have nothing left at all ~ yesterday the mice moved out.
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 01:10:47 PM »
The Boy has been sneaking dfown to the kitchen at night to help himself to sweets from teh huge pot of Cadbury's Roses we got at Chirstmas. I hatched a cunning plan eveilgrin:. Someone had given us one of those pop up snakes in a tin.

Bit like this

http://www.mcbworld.com/mcbworld/shocking-gadget-chocolate-snake-sound-p-24.html?osCsid=97

Last night I concealed the snake in the sweet jar before going to bed

 eveilgrin:

The Boy sneaked downstairs

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The SCREAMING!! eveilgrin:
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2008, 01:18:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 14, 2008, 01:10:47 PM
The Boy has been sneaking dfown to the kitchen at night to help himself to sweets from teh huge pot of Cadbury's Roses we got at Chirstmas. I hatched a cunning plan eveilgrin:. Someone had given us one of those pop up snakes in a tin.

Bit like this

http://www.mcbworld.com/mcbworld/shocking-gadget-chocolate-snake-sound-p-24.html?osCsid=97

Last night I concealed the snake in the sweet jar before going to bed

 eveilgrin:

The Boy sneaked downstairs

 eveilgrin:

The SCREAMING!! eveilgrin:
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Re: Leftover
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2008, 01:20:21 PM »
Tsk!
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