Hello Landlady!!  I hope you had a great night last night whilst carefully avoiding any pools.
I just cleaned our filter and the water was like ice.  Not nice falling in!  Not to mention the range of bugs that commit suicide by jumping in - and the bugs here are BIG!  Yeuch! 
Hi there I&C how the jolly devil are you?
Pool cleaning I don't do  

 isn't that what husbands were invented for  

We had a hedgepig fall in a few months ago which somehow managed to also biodegrade (to a point) took bloody ages to get all the little spiney things out - oh but it's a hard life over here isn't it