More computer woes

[Grumpmeister]

A urine sample insnt needed at that stage barman, pi55 taking only happens when they look at your photo at passport control 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

A bit like the bloody beer in here.. when was the last time you flushed your pipes barman, and I will have a pickled egg please 

[Grumpmeister]

Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

not the same urinal that Berek used please http://

[Bar Wench]

Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals 

Now that was meant to be our little secret! 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Walls have ears.. and they are good for writing on too!

[Darwins Selection]

Walls have ears..

I prefer the sausages.

[Barman]

Walls have ears..

I prefer the sausages.

And what exactly do you think they are made out of? 

[Darwins Selection]

Walls have ears..

I prefer the sausages.

And what exactly do you think they are made out of? 

Snouts of course. The ears all go to the silk purse plant.

Why do I bother?

[Barman]

Walls have ears..

I prefer the sausages.

And what exactly do you think they are made out of? 

Snouts of course. The ears all go to the silk purse plant.

Why do I bother?

[Snoopy]

Careful GOS, you may find out that the pipes run directly from the Urinals 

Now that was meant to be our little secret! 

Now when I had a pub the standard response was, as a chorus from all standing at the bar,
"Don't take the piss out of the beer ~ It needs all the help it can get!"