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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #61 on: December 18, 2007, 02:22:45 PM »
What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever…  whistle:


Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already...  ::)
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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #62 on: December 18, 2007, 03:10:51 PM »
What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever…  whistle:


Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already...  ::)

Quite right too!  point:

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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #63 on: December 18, 2007, 03:12:41 PM »
What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever…  whistle:


Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already...  ::)

Quite right too!  point:
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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #64 on: December 18, 2007, 03:18:18 PM »
What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever…  whistle:


Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already...  ::)

Quite right too!  point:
eeek:

 eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!!  Eyes everywhere you!

Has Landlady been around?

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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #65 on: December 18, 2007, 03:19:06 PM »
other place?

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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #66 on: December 18, 2007, 03:19:56 PM »
What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever…  whistle:


Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already...  ::)

Quite right too!  point:
eeek:

 eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!!  Eyes everywhere you!

Has Landlady been around?
I am all-seeing and all knowing...  whistle:

Landlady is working... we were talking about you the other day tho...
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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #67 on: December 18, 2007, 03:26:16 PM »
What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever…  whistle:


Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already...  ::)

Quite right too!  point:
eeek:

 eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!!  Eyes everywhere you!

Has Landlady been around?
I am all-seeing and all knowing...  whistle:

Landlady is working... we were talking about you the other day tho...

I hope you said something nice!!!

I couldn't get on to the pub for ages!!  CYTA being c**p as usual.   noooo:

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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #68 on: December 18, 2007, 03:27:30 PM »
What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever…  whistle:


Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already...  ::)

Quite right too!  point:
eeek:

 eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!!  Eyes everywhere you!

Has Landlady been around?
I am all-seeing and all knowing...  whistle:

Landlady is working... we were talking about you the other day tho...

I hope you said something nice!!!

I couldn't get on to the pub for ages!!  CYTA being c**p as usual.   noooo:
I had the same problem on Cyprus forum but it is (obviously) fixed now... some other sites I can't get to tho...
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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #69 on: December 18, 2007, 03:29:13 PM »
other place?

You know Wenchy, where it's very hot and there's a guy with a pitchfork and horns?

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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #70 on: December 18, 2007, 03:50:48 PM »
other place?

You know Wenchy, where it's very hot and there's a guy with a pitchfork and horns?

Waitrose?
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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #71 on: December 18, 2007, 04:30:28 PM »
other place?

You know Wenchy, where it's very hot and there's a guy with a pitchfork and horns?

Waitrose?

No don't joke, I miss Waitrose soooo much.  Specially those meals you just shove in the oven sad32:  Still, we have sunshine! 8)

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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #72 on: December 18, 2007, 04:38:39 PM »
I'm going to Waitrose this evening!
And then to Starbucks for overpriced eggnog flavoured coffee!
And then home to cuddle under Blanket with the fire on.

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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #73 on: December 18, 2007, 04:55:53 PM »
I'm going to Waitrose this evening!
And then to Starbucks for overpriced eggnog flavoured coffee!
And then home to cuddle under Blanket with the fire on.

 cloud9:


That last line reads like something you find in a German Phrase Book.

Vy iz der fire on der blanket?
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Re: Quick Barman is here
« Reply #74 on: December 18, 2007, 05:46:05 PM »
What did you get her last year?
Effectively nothing… but she thinks it is the best present ever…  whistle:


Lobotomy, Vasectomy?
Labotomy... no... vasectomy... had one already...  ::)

Quite right too!  point:
eeek:

 eeek:I thought you were on the 'other' place so I sneaked in a quick remark, but you saw it!!  Eyes everywhere you!

Has Landlady been around?
I am all-seeing and all knowing...  whistle:

Landlady is working... we were talking about you the other day tho...

I thought you were on medication to deal with your delusions  point:
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