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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2007, 04:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:28:20 PM
I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever

I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:

Does that mean the Nick-o-rays are in fact a gift from Loki?
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2007, 04:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:28:20 PM
I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever

I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:

I thought he rode a bike? Anyway, to be a Viking, do you have to drive a Rover? They have a Viking or some such on their badge.
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2007, 04:37:54 PM »
I shall ignore this nonsense
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2007, 04:41:49 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on December 17, 2007, 04:32:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:28:20 PM
I vote he is buried in his car, like a Viking warlord or whatever

I come of Viking ancestry myself, you know spider:

I thought he rode a bike? Anyway, to be a Viking, do you have to drive a Rover? They have a Viking or some such on their badge.

I have both. And funnily enough, my last car was a Rover which did partially go up in flames.  rubschin:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2007, 04:42:18 PM »
Cleared up the poo yet?

You do know if that fox poo is still there when she gets back there will be trouble
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #50 on: December 17, 2007, 04:42:42 PM »
That's normal for Rovers. It's their way of making you buy a new car eveilgrin:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2007, 04:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:42:18 PM
Cleared up the poo yet?

You do know if that fox poo is still there when she gets back there will be trouble

Boiling water and bleach have been applied. The steam stank!
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2007, 04:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:43:17 PM
Boiling water and bleach have been applied. The steam stank!

Isnt that likely to ruin the affected articles of clothing? Especially if you are the one doing the cleaning  point:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2007, 04:47:27 PM »
This was applied only to the fox shite.

OK? evil:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2007, 04:48:26 PM »
And the dog shit in the front?
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2007, 04:50:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:47:27 PM
This was applied only to the fox shite.

OK? evil:

Just checking Nick, given the amount of calamities you have suffered in the past I have learned that anything possible  point:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2007, 04:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:48:26 PM
And the dog shit in the front?

At the back. Untouched! eveilgrin:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #57 on: December 17, 2007, 05:01:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2007, 04:59:54 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 04:48:26 PM
And the dog shit in the front?

At the back. Untouched! eveilgrin:

In other words 5 minutes after she gets back she'll be rubbing your nose in it  point:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #58 on: December 17, 2007, 05:03:46 PM »
Nah, she is likely to tread in it. eveilgrin:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #59 on: December 17, 2007, 05:27:29 PM »
And then tread it throughout the house and then make you clear it up. Think ahead, man!
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