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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2007, 03:03:12 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 17, 2007, 02:57:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 17, 2007, 02:53:44 PM
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Why?

I don't know! That's what is so puzzling! If I'd done something I could understand it but I am so careful not to offend in there!!!

What if they are just randomly turning against me!  scared2:

I doubt it's random. I spect you are being targetted

By the Ashtead Mafia!?!?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My mate and his family live at Ashtead (someone has to) - his mad Irish mother also lives with them - 'twas probably her.

So she's just mental and attacks randomly. There isn't a group of toothless crones out to get me. PHEW!
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2007, 03:06:09 PM »
I'm sure we could arrange one if you wanted though......  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2007, 03:06:39 PM »
No really it's fine, honestly. Thanks for the offer though!  eeek:
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2007, 03:08:04 PM »
Its no problem really Wenchy, simply a matter of handing BM a brolly  point:
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2007, 03:09:11 PM »
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2007, 05:02:17 PM »
I'd be careful Wenchy, apparently after a couple of pints of his home brew BM can move faster than Carl Lewis with a rocket up his arse  eeek:
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2007, 09:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 17, 2007, 02:50:33 PM
I was doing a rural round on a very foggy morning and leant on a field gate to take a breather and sort through the next bundle. This horse snuck up behind me and took a lump out of the shoulder of my overcoat.
camoflaged eh?
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2007, 08:59:56 AM »
Very spooky ~ grey horse, creeping around in the fog, never saw it coming, never heard it, just felt the thump as it bit at the coat. Jumped several feet into the air and turned to see this animal with a lump of my overcoat hanging from its mouth. Odd creatures horses, damned devious.
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2007, 09:27:51 AM »
I like animals, except horses. They have a sneaky side to them.
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2007, 10:12:36 AM »
'cactly my point. One knows where one stands with most animals but horses ~ tricky.
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2007, 11:03:36 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 18, 2007, 10:12:36 AM
One knows where one stands with most animals but horses. .

Not behind them, I would recommend strongly.
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Re: Bad news Snoops, cats are taking over.
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2007, 11:04:22 AM »
Nor the other end. I once got sneezed on by a horse. sick2:
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