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Offline Snoopy

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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2007, 04:16:26 PM »
Dear Santa
All I want for Christmas is:
  Peace for the world ~

Especially the bit immediately around me  evil:
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2007, 04:35:20 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 16, 2007, 04:03:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2007, 03:43:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2007, 03:39:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2007, 03:26:29 PM
Mrs Nick and I are discussing that!! But not the Scalextric. Nor, for obvious reasons, "a remote control helicopter" eeek:
Deadly - I had one...  whistle:

A helicopter? He has had several remote controlled cars. They don't last long. Indeed the first onel only ever made one journey - from his bedroom to the kitchen. It was the 45 steps that did for it!



45? Bloody hell, live in a lighthouse Nick

It is a very tall house!
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2007, 04:50:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2007, 04:35:20 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 16, 2007, 04:03:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2007, 03:43:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2007, 03:39:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2007, 03:26:29 PM
Mrs Nick and I are discussing that!! But not the Scalextric. Nor, for obvious reasons, "a remote control helicopter" eeek:
Deadly - I had one...  whistle:

A helicopter? He has had several remote controlled cars. They don't last long. Indeed the first onel only ever made one journey - from his bedroom to the kitchen. It was the 45 steps that did for it!



45? Bloody hell, live in a lighthouse Nick

It is a very tall house!

He's not wrong ~ I've seen it. eeek:
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2007, 05:23:58 PM »
Dear Santa

All I want for Christmas at the moment is for Chelsea to score, otherwise, when the final whistle blows, it is going to kick-off something terrible in this Young's house.
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2007, 05:32:53 PM »
The ex-President's daughter out onthe prowl. Whatever next!
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2007, 05:51:16 PM »
We get all sorts in here. I blame Bertie Bassett.
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2007, 05:52:56 PM »
Well pull her then!



Lots of teeth though noooo:
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2007, 07:24:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2007, 05:52:56 PM
Well pull her then!

Lots of teeth though noooo:
Indeed, a regular Jaws.

It would be probably be safer if she were to pull him.
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2007, 07:42:09 PM »
By hand? eeek:
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2007, 07:52:55 PM »
Feet might be nice  ;)
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2007, 07:56:00 PM »
 eeek:

Barman is a foot man!
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2007, 07:56:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 16, 2007, 07:56:00 PM
eeek:

Barman is a foot man!

The webbed toes are a giveaway.
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2007, 07:57:38 PM »
Speak for yerself!
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2007, 08:23:15 PM »
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Re: My Santa letter
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2007, 08:53:21 PM »
Thusly

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