Unexpected "non-uniform day"

[Nick]

We always screw this one. The Boy knew about it, but "forgot" and didn't tell us. "Forgot", that is, till we got to school at 8.54.

Home again (market day so that took ages). Change, back to school again (ditto) and then home again (ditto) for me.

The other side is thinking it's a non-uniform day when it isn't.

[Bar Wench]

Mr Wench never participates in non-uniform day and always wears his suit in order to molify those who forget.

[Nick]

YOu mean he has a school uniform?

[Bar Wench]

Well, his suit. On non-uniform day the staff normally wear jeans.

[Snoopy]

  At our school jeans seem to be de-rigueur for most teachers on most days.

[Bar Wench]

Not at Mr Wench's school. Blokes must wear shirts with collars and ties. Women must be suitably attired in nothing that shows, tattoos, cleavage, too much leg.

[Nick]

What's a "tatto"?

[Bar Wench]

I'm going to stop posting soon. 

Pendantic picker oner. 

[Nick]

Pendantic?

[Darwins Selection]

Not at Mr Wench's school. Blokes must wear shirts with collars and ties. Women must be suitably attired in nothing that shows, tattoos, cleavage, too much leg.

Whale tail?

[Bar Wench]

What is a whale tail?

And to be pendantic, strictly speaking it was "unexpected" was it. The Boy did know!

[Nick]

You be as pendantic as you wish. He knew, but did not inform us!

[Darwins Selection]

What is a whale tail?

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

Ahhhh that too is discouraged.