And for you anything on the Art of Revenge?

I am working on my next campaign as we speak.
Some thieving git keeps nicking my milk from the staff kitchen area.
So I have gone and purchased another pint. Opened it and used a smidgeon (they never go for the unopened pint ) and then I have poured loads of salt in it and shaken it in. As I sit not far fom the kitchen area I await the uncloaking of the offender this afternoon.
Bastard
