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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 11:27:10 AM »
The PS to the story is that he rushed off to buy the budgie we located and parked on the yellow lines outside the shop relying on the fact that it was a marked security vehicle and most traffic wardens tend to ignore them. He copped for a £30 fine. Bloody expensive budgie in fact!

So TG whatever else you do FEED THE PETS.

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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2007, 06:23:25 PM »
I just drop kicked the cat 3.75 metres up the garden path. A new record!  happy088
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2007, 06:24:52 PM »
Crapped in the kitchen again huh?
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2007, 06:25:52 PM »
Crapped in the kitchen again huh?

No. Wanted stroking. Selfish bastard.  cry:
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2007, 06:26:04 PM »
I just drop kicked the cat 3.75 metres up the garden path. A new record!  happy088

They have long memories.

Better join Nick's 'duvet club'.
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2007, 06:27:18 PM »
I just drop kicked the cat 3.75 metres up the garden path. A new record!  happy088

They have long memories.

Better join Nick's 'duvet club'.

Not a problem. I will nail the catflap shut before I go to work tomorrow. Fresh air will do them good.
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2007, 06:51:45 PM »
I just drop kicked the cat 3.75 metres up the garden path. A new record!  happy088

They have long memories.

Better join Nick's 'duvet club'.

It's in the wash again! She is losing it! ::)
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2007, 06:55:21 PM »
P'raps you should try nailing your cat's flap shut.
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2007, 06:56:53 PM »
She is in now scared2:
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2007, 07:03:42 PM »
She is in now scared2:

Open a window. Drop kick. Sorted.  happy088
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2007, 07:06:26 PM »
Out and chicken wings. OK?
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2007, 06:39:43 PM »
It is now nearly an hour since dinner and I have not yet washed up.  eyes:
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2007, 06:43:43 PM »
So brave!!
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2007, 06:53:48 PM »
So brave!!

I know! This hedonistic debauchery lark takes some serious determination. How will I cope?
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Re: Buggered off!
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2007, 07:19:07 PM »
Did you make the bed this morning or are you planning to really rebel and get back into it the way you got out?
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