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Offline Snoopy

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Now I've got it
« on: December 08, 2007, 09:28:46 AM »
The famous Wench cold has struck. Head pounding, throat raw, nose stuffed ..... I feel awful  sad24: ~ how did she send it through cyber space do you suppose .... or did I catch it off the child I've been nursing all week  rubschin:
Actually the whole kennel is complaining of symptoms this morning so p'raps we'll be placed in quarantine or summat.
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2007, 09:31:09 AM »
The famous Wench cold has struck. Head pounding, throat raw, nose stuffed ..... I feel awful  sad24: ~ how did she send it through cyber space do you suppose .... or did I catch it off the child I've been nursing all week  rubschin:
Actually the whole kennel is complaining of symptoms this morning so p'raps we'll be placed in quarantine or summat.
I too have runny nose, sneezes, etc.  sad24:

Bloody Wenchy!  noooo:
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2007, 10:28:05 AM »
Oh, dear. More illness in the pub. Perhaps we should employ a pub nurse?
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2007, 10:29:40 AM »
I know just the girl ~ all say AHHHHHHHHHH!

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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2007, 10:39:11 AM »
I know just the girl ~ all say AHHHHHHHHHH!


Aaahhhh...  cloud9:
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 10:42:57 AM »
You are all sickly indoor people who shun fresh air.

I am the very model of health.  angel1

Physical health that is
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2007, 10:45:12 AM »
You are all sickly indoor people who shun fresh air.

I am the very model of health.  angel1

Physical health that is

Not to mention Moral Rectitude ~ if only we could all be like you.  surrender:
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2007, 02:40:51 PM »
I too am well, apart from the mass anal spraying caused by something dodgy in "ll Ponte" (italian restaurant to the Sutton masses) last night. Wenchy, avoid.

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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2007, 02:43:04 PM »
No, it's The Vomit!
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2007, 06:58:45 PM »
The famous Wench cold has struck. Head pounding, throat raw, nose stuffed ..... I feel awful  sad24: ~ how did she send it through cyber space do you suppose .... or did I catch it off the child I've been nursing all week  rubschin:
Actually the whole kennel is complaining of symptoms this morning so p'raps we'll be placed in quarantine or summat.

No, Snoopy, it's not a Wench cold, it's Kennel Cough! I'm surprised at you not realising that before now!

Call the vet soonest, take plenty of fluids and as many bonios as you can stomach. Right as ninepence in no time!
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2007, 08:40:49 PM »
Could be distemper scared2: or something Bernard Matthews related

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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2007, 10:19:08 AM »
 rubschin:  There is an element of The Vomit involved now.
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2007, 10:23:07 AM »
My sympathies. 36 hours!
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2007, 10:26:02 AM »
rubschin:  There is an element of The Vomit involved now.
Which element exactly?
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Re: Now I've got it
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2007, 10:27:16 AM »
Vomit I spect
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