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Offline Snoopy

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Re: ouch
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 06:50:22 PM »
Something like that I 'spect.
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Re: ouch
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 08:30:58 PM »
There are only three certainties in life...
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Re: ouch
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2007, 08:34:41 PM »
Death, Taxes and ??????????
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Re: ouch
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2007, 08:48:12 PM »
Getting licked from time to time?
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Re: ouch
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2007, 10:36:43 PM »
Scalpels. I've got umpteen lying about and still stacks of surgical blades. One of the remaining vestiges of a cr'ative studio  ::)

Time was when cut & paste meant exactly that; scalpels at dawn and tins of Cow Gum  ;D

Perhaps Wenchy...  rubschin:
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Re: ouch
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2007, 09:08:37 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2007, 08:34:41 PM
Death, Taxes and ??????????

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Re: ouch
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2007, 09:11:55 AM »
Not often enough for my liking..........
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Re: ouch
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2007, 09:20:46 AM »
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Re: ouch
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2007, 10:16:20 AM »
Four out of ten fingers/thumbs are plastered.  sad24:
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Re: ouch
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2007, 10:18:21 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 07, 2007, 10:16:20 AM
Four out of ten fingers/thumbs are plastered.  sad24:
And the others still sober?  rubschin:
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Re: ouch
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2007, 10:19:50 AM »
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Re: ouch
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2007, 10:29:11 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2007, 10:18:21 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 07, 2007, 10:16:20 AM
Four out of ten fingers/thumbs are plastered.  sad24:
And the others still sober?  rubschin:
No, they are half-cut.  redface:
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Re: ouch
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2007, 10:30:19 AM »
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Re: ouch
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2007, 05:32:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:49:23 PM
She will have to get Mr Wench to lick it for her

That's all very well, Nick. But what about the cut?
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Re: ouch
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2007, 05:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on December 07, 2007, 05:32:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2007, 06:49:23 PM
She will have to get Mr Wench to lick it for her

That's all very well, Nick. But what about the cut?
I suspect that none of us thought of that...  whistle:
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